Liquidator-ready Star Wars merchandise!
Yowsah, yowsah! The Star of Bethlehem–why, it was a spaceship! Ooga-booga!
Those spoilsports who said science fiction would rot your mind… Maybe they weren’t so far wrong, after all. Like for instance:
Hey! Has there been yet another Star Wars movie since I wrote this? I’ve lost count. Now that I’m no longer a liquidator, I’ve lost any reason I had for keeping track of Star Wars movies.