Have I just become better at ignoring it, or is this year’s Stupor Bowl not devouring our culture like it usually does?
Ah! I didn’t get where I am today without knowing that the Addis Ababa Weevils are going to face the Jersey City Scavemgers in Stupor Bowl LXIVI (or whatever it is) at Hotashell Sports Area in Nevada somewhere.
The Weevils had an undefeated season. In fact, most of the teams in the National Football League would rather give up football than ever play the Weevils again.
The Scavengers were only 2-14 on the year, but it’s hard to say “no” to people who will blow up your car–with you in it–if they don’t get what they want.
And don’t forget the Halftime Show! This year’s version, featuring performers you never heard of, is expected to use up 1 hour and 50 minutes of your lives! And then there are the Stupor Bowl commercials. At $70 million for 30 seconds’ air time, push the product like your life depends on it! And who knows, maybe it does.
The broadcast, already in progress, is expected to last till Doomsday.
