It Is Nott Cold Out Side!!!

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We has got to Stop “this” Chrissmiss becose it “is” Religgin and Religgion it “Is” Unconstatuchinul!! So this moaning we Had a Big Demminstratchin and Protest aginst that Chrissmiss song Baby “It” is “Cold Out Side!”!

This stopid song it is religgius and it Is hat speach and now thay “are” not aloud to Sing it hear at Collidge! and hear is Wyh it is so Hatefil!!!

Frist it cant Be “Cold” outside yiu stopid Haters becose of Globble Warming!! This song it is Hatey becose it is Sciance De Nile!! How many “Times” we got to say this???? Chrisschians thay De Nye Sciance becose thay “ownly” whant To De-stroy The Whirld!!!!

Seckind it Is Aginst #MeTwo to cal a wimmin a baby!! and Babys thay are Unconsatuchinal tooo! thare shuldnt be no moar Babys!! thay ownly get Born to keep Wimmin down!!!

Thrid this hear “song” it is so full of Trans Fobea it “makes” “me” Sick!!! Do yiu reelyze thay got Only Two Genders in this Hatefil “song”??? Thay gone and Exclooded al the “rest”!” How “can” we Make eny Progrest wen thay alow “songs” “Like” this that has got nun of al the Other Genders in it???

So we has maked “it” aginst The Rules four this hear “song” for enny One to sing “it” arowned hear,, If yiu doo yiu whill Get Expellt!!! Fromb nowh On yiu “can” only “sing” Songs abote Pressadint Obamma and Hillery and howh grate Thay are!! and that it Is The only “kined” of Chirsmiss that wil Be aloud!!!!!

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

One response to “It Is Nott Cold Out Side!!!

  • Unknowable

    Joe, ever hear of Dean Martin? He sang that song in 1959 and I promise, he could have given someone like you something real to complain about without so much as bruising a knuckle.

    But enough about Dean, what you should do Joe, is finish off this whole global warming and Christmas thing with one fell swoop. I’m suggesting that you and your friend make a pilgrimage to the North Pole where you can disprove Santa Claus and prove global warming by going in just your bathing suits. 🙂

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