We hadded A spacial Party “last” nite four Al “the” Stoodint Soviet, it wasnt crissmiss Eave, we hadded a Pressadint Obomma Paarty insted “and” It was reely Grate axept the Gye we “wher” “goingto” Sackrafise he runned “away” And we coodnit cache himb so we hadded to Sackrafise somb Card Bored insted!!!
And aslo we had spagetty “and” Meetbolls maid “out” Of Play@Doh becose it is sexist to eet meet so we ated Play-Doh and i mustof ated tooo mutch and nhow i pheel so Sick!!!!!!!!!! i coodnit harrdlie “get out” Of bedd too-day and so fore Brexfisst i ated somb Tisshoo Payper but That it “didnt” Help At Alll!!!!!
Oh i amb goingto heeve!!!
Whe was goingto has “anether” Party too-day for Pressadint Hillery but i has herd “that” evry Boddy thay Are awl too Sick to cellarbraite;; mayby we shoodnitof drinked that stuph that comes Out “of” Car battaryes it was Sappozed to get us High!!! and swallering Alka Seltser on topp “of” It that didnt Help ether!!!!
A Minnesota resident who put up Christmas lights has received an anonymous letter from some neighborhood nut who complains, we quote:
“I couldn’t help but notice your Christmas light display. During these unprecedented times, we have all experienced challenges which casual words just don’t describe what we’re feeling. The idea of twinkling colorful lights are a reminder of divisions that continue to run through our society, a reminder of systemic biases against our neighbors who don’t celebrate Christmas or who can’t afford to put up lights of their own.” There was also some bilge about “educating ourselves about the harmful impact an outward-facing display like yours can have.”
Great Caesar’s ghost. What unnatural womb gave birth to… that?
This presumably human being makes two points:
If someone else doesn’t celebrate Christmas, you shouldn’t be allowed to, either.
If someone else can’t afford something, you shouldn’t be allowed to have it.
We are also asked to believe that the American people really dig this schiff and have voted for four solid years of it.
No way. Absolutely no way.
But take a good look–this is Far Left Crazy wowserism. This is a peek into the inner mind of the Democrat Party. That’s the party that steals elections. This is what you find inside their heads.
We has got to Stop “this” Chrissmiss becose it “is” Religgin and Religgion it “Is” Unconstatuchinul!! So this moaning we Had a Big Demminstratchin and Protest aginst that Chrissmiss song Baby “It” is “Cold Out Side!”!
This stopid song it is religgius and it Is hat speach and now thay “are” not aloud to Sing it hear at Collidge! and hear is Wyh it is so Hatefil!!!
Frist it cant Be “Cold” outside yiu stopid Haters becose of Globble Warming!! This song it is Hatey becose it is Sciance De Nile!! How many “Times” we got to say this???? Chrisschians thay De Nye Sciance becose thay “ownly” whant To De-stroy The Whirld!!!!
Seckind it Is Aginst #MeTwo to cal a wimmin a baby!! and Babys thay are Unconsatuchinal tooo! thare shuldnt be no moar Babys!! thay ownly get Born to keep Wimmin down!!!
Thrid this hear “song” it is so full of Trans Fobea it “makes” “me” Sick!!! Do yiu reelyze thay got Only Two Genders in this Hatefil “song”??? Thay gone and Exclooded al the “rest”!” How “can” we Make eny Progrest wen thay alow “songs” “Like” this that has got nun of al the Other Genders in it???
So we has maked “it” aginst The Rules four this hear “song” for enny One to sing “it” arowned hear,, If yiu doo yiu whill Get Expellt!!! Fromb nowh On yiu “can” only “sing” Songs abote Pressadint Obamma and Hillery and howh grate Thay are!! and that it Is The only “kined” of Chirsmiss that wil Be aloud!!!!!