There’s a test they give National Football League draft picks–college graduates all–to see if they’re as smart as brook trout.
In a word, no. They’re not. They average 40% right answers.
Why do they bother to test these college graduates’ reasoning power? I mean, you already know it’s going to be pathetic, don’t you?
A chilling thought: What if they gave this test to all Americans? (Runs screaming to sidewalk…)