I have to drop clothes off at the laundry, and I have to do it now–but don’t go away! When I come back, I’ll have a story for you that’ll curl your hair: once again, Big Tech–this time Google–has been caught trying to steal our country out from under us.
Yoo-hoo, Washington–it’s anti-trust time! Big Tech has gone full neo-Stalinist and needs to be broken up into a lot of littler techs.
Don’t make us do it ourselves with torches and pitchforks.