Did you know that the sound we call a “raspberry” was once a popular nickname in the ancient language of Arzawa? It translates as “Shorty.”
By popular demand we present a few samples of False Facts IV, published six months ahead of schedule because the world is going to end in 12 years unless we make government powerful enough to stop Climate Change–
And that’s just one of the False Facts you’ll get in this set! Here are a couple of the others.
In the Forest of Dean, in England, there are more gorillas per square mile than in the entire Congo rain forest.
There are still cavemen living in Sayreville, NJ.
President James K. Polk originally spelled his name “Poke” but changed it after he was mistaken for the James K. Poke who taught belly-dancing in Oofty Township, Tennessee.
Extraterrestrial pottery has been found in China.
Want people to think you’re smart? Shoulders back, look ’em in the eye, and recite a False Fact in a tone of unshakeable conviction–’cause now you know things that nobody else knows! Be the center of any family gathering!
False Facts IV–now on sale for only $679.99 at Foolburg’s Farmacies.