Thare is a roomer “that” Hillery she “is” goingto maik a Big Impotant Speach in somplaice called Backteria or somthing Like that and al “of” us in the Stodent Soviet wee whant “to” go and sea her!!! Ownly four me “thare” is a promble! becose Backteria it “is” Far Awhay and yiu need to fly on a plain To “get” thare!!! and i thinked we wassnt saposed to fligh on airplains no moar becose “it” “is” Bad For The Plannit!!! and Aslo i hasnt got no munny “foar” A plain tickkit!
Butt thenn som Guy he is reel Smart he sayed he knowed a whay i cood fligh for Free!!! Al i has got to “do” is “go” whith himb as his Emocianul Sapport Annamel!! “Its Eezy he said “yiu jist lett me putt a leesh On yiu and this heer Fake Tale and wenevver i give yiu A siggnel yiu jist maik “a” annamel noyse and then Say “Bob yiu “are” phantasstick! yiu are onederfull! becose That is How yiu sapport my Emocians!!”” and Then somboddy elsse thay sayed it wood nevver whirk,, no Boddy thay wood evver Think i was a annamel but my frend he sayed “”No Promble, i whill jist say he Is a Kanga Roo,, them Moth Antenners on his hed thay wood foool any Boddy!!” and then He “hitt” the Other guy whith a Botle to maik himb go Awaigh!!
So wee whent to the Air Poret and we toled the parson at the Cownter that i was my frends Emocianal Sapport Kanga Roo and he givved me the siggnel and I moo’ed jist lyke A Kanga Roo and sayed “Bob yiu arr The Smartest Stodent in our hole Collidge!!” and it wood of whirked axsept a long camed This big meen guy In some “kind” of cop soout and sayed wee has to Get Out of “thare” or elsse “he” wood arest us and Bob he jist runned away!!! I nevver thinked he wood do that he jist leffed me thare like sum “kindof” dum dope and neckest Thing i knoo thay throwed me “outof” the Air Poret so i diddnt get to fligh on the Plain and sea Hillery!!! and i hadded to wauk al the whay Back to Collidge tooo!!
and I amb so tyred i think i wil jist “eet” “Theeze” hear jim sox and go to spleep!!