We Has got A new Deen!!!

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Thare is this hear Girl “in” Town she “is” 13 yeers Old and she leaded a Yuth Climbit Strike lasst munth and Now she “is” highred To Be the new Deen of Deens rihght hear “at” our Collidge!!! We hadded a spacial meting Of “the” Stodent Soviet to dee-mannd it! And aslo her naime it is Patunia!!!

Fromb now on Patunia she whil Be “the” Deen of Deens witch meens she wil Tel alll the Other deens and al the Stodents and aslo alll “the” Prefessers Whatt To Do “and” Whatt To Say!!!! How grate is that???

We has al got Grate Expecktorations of her!!! All-reddy she maked a Rool that says Evry boddy got to be Climbit Chainge Acktavists or else yiu get putt in Sensertivvaty Traning and aslo Expeled!!!!!! and she maked Buyus Responts Teems to go aruond smashing ennyboddy whoo sayes anny hat speach!!! Fromb now On thare “woont” “be” anny Hate at our Collidge oar Elsse!!!!

This it is jist “so” grate!!!!! I “love!” to sea al them deens and provoasts and addminerators and PH-Dees and janniters bowing down “To” her wen thay sea her on The Campis!! The rool it is yiu has to Bow wenevver yiu sea her!!! And aslo evry time she tawks to yiu,, yiu has to say “Yes Mom yiu are so rihght!!! Yiu are Awsum!!!”” Fromb nhow on yiu has to Say “evry” thing she says yiu has to say and aslo Think “evry” Thing she says yiu has to think and iff yiu “dont” well yiu Beter Whach Out!!! Jist this moarning she toled a Collidge Vise Pressadint to go sit “in” A mudd puddle and he hadded to Do It!!!

Thare was somthing “abuot” anny boddy whoo dont like it thay gets “sended” out to a Corn Feeled somwear and cant “evver” come Back but i hasnt got al the detales on That yet!

4 comments on “We Has got A new Deen!!!

  1. Music in the background: Handel Hallelujah Chorus crossed with theme from the Twilight Zone — I love it!

    But in the real world, someday poor Greta (one of your inspirations for Petunia, obviously) will realize that she’s been used and discarded by the grownups who pretended to cower before her “How dare you.” And she’ll have no marketable skills. In some ways I feel sorry for her.

  2. I always had a skeptical streak, but even with that in place, I was somewhat taken in during my youth and believed at least some of the nonsense the Left was peddling. Then, when all looked lost, Reagan was elected, the economy improved and things were much better. I realized, at the point, that I had to think for myself and not follow the crowd.

    As much as I disagree with the shameful display recently at the UN, it’s obvious that this child was being used, manipulated. At here age, it’s impossible to have enough experience to form an accurate worldview.

    “If you are not a liberal at 20, you have no heart. If you are not Conservative by 40, you have no brain.” Churchill

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