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Crime! Teaching Dog to be a Nazi

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But can he goose-step?

A man in Scotland, loosely described as a “YouTube comedian,” has been convicted of a hate crime… for allegedly teaching his girlfriend’s little pug dog to make a Nazi salute (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/03/21/youtube-comedian-convicted-hate-crime-after-teaching-nazi-salute-to-dog.html). The, er, authorities called it “grossly offensive,” and have set April 23 as his sentencing date.

“Achtung, Sturmbannfuhrer Bowser! Where are those tanks I ordered?”


How ridiculous is this? Ooh! It’s a violation of the Communications Act! Government must approve all communications!

It ought to lead to some intriguing conversations among inmates of the Big House.

“So what are you in for?” asks the armed robber.

“Teaching my girlfriend’s dog to be a Nazi.”

Who are the fascists here, anyway?

The guy says it was just a joke. In poor taste, yes. But if they’re going to start jailing everybody who tells a joke that’s in poor taste, well–!

A trivial story, you might say. But crazed government grows not by leaps and bounds, but by one tiny little step after another.

London Mayor Wants **More** Facebook Censorship

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The Assad wannabe who bills himself as “the mayor of the most diverse city in the world”–meaning Muslims run it, and don’t you dare get in the way–says Facebook and Twitter had better provide even more censorship of “hate speech,” or else (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/12/sadiq-khan-warns-silicon-valley-hate-speech-fake-news-blames-donald-trump/).

There’s too much hate speech out there, babbles Sadiq Khan, mayor of London. And it’s Donald Trump’s fault. Oh, and by the way–“hate speech” is always a one-way street. Only conservatives can ever be guilty of it. Never leftists. So hating Donald Trump is not “hate,” but hating Sadiq Khan is. Get it?

Khan holds up Germany as an example. There, Angela Merkel has answered criticism of her insane immigration policies by classifying it as lawfully prohibited “hate speech” if anyone tries to post it on the social media. Mr. Khan is sick of deplorables saying not-nice things about their nations’ dear leaders, and aims to put a stop to it.

Theologically speaking, liberty and decency don’t come naturally to human beings born with Original Sin. They are only obtainable through faith in Jesus Christ. This is why freedom is in the crosshairs these days, everywhere you look.

Pray harder. Sing louder. And tell the truth. Leaders really hate it when you do that.

Is ‘You Need Jesus’ Hate Speech?

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Lemme outta here! I just want to get back to work on my book.

But first a little something from yet another of America’s wonderful institutions of higher learning, Kent State.

On a poster created and circulated by the university’s Center for Student Involvement, a promotion for some kind of campus event on the subject of “hate speech”–translation: any deviation, no matter how small, from neo-Marxist liberal booshwa–we find the saying “You Need Jesus” lumped in with “Build a Wall,” “No More Gays,” and “Women Need to Serve Their Man,” all of them as examples of hate speech. (https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/38242/)

When Kent State honchos were questioned about this by The College Fix, it turns out “nobody knows nothin’.”

Are there any Christian parents sending their sons or daughters to this castle of crapola? If you’re out there, reading this, may I ask “Why?”

Our colleges are toxic to our country.

Shut them down.


The New, All-Purpose, All-Gender Pronoun

Do we really want to be filling up our jails with persons whose only crime was to use the wrong pronoun, and so offend a Transgendered Person? [Editor’s Note: there is no such thing as a “transgendered person.” There are only persons who say they are transgendered persons.] Oh, sure, it’s a crime, all right. But why should honest armed robbers, carjackers, murderers, and thieves have to share their cells with these hate-crime merchants?

But one thing government can do is actually make it impossible to commit this particular hate-crime! Huh? you say. How? you cry. Simple!

Just plug in this sound every time you need to use a pronoun. It will serve for all possible pronouns. Everybody is able to make this sound, although I have no idea how to spell it. Maybe it can’t be spelled. So let this symbol, (&), represent this sound:

There we have it! What could be easier? “Poor Sandy! Did you hear what happened to (&)? Well, (&) was downstairs and (&) phone rang and when (&) ran up to get it, (&) fell…” As if by magic, all hate-crime pronouns disappear.

Indeed, the same general principle might be applied to ALL objectionable language! “(&) think (&) (&) (&)…”

And no one ever need be offended again.

Trumpt’s name Reely Is Hat Speech!

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I has sumthing elsse To “tell” yiu abote today But first i has been aksed to waygh in “on” weather Donold Trumpt’s his Name it “is” hat speech!

Wel of corset is!! Hear at my Collidge nobody istnt aloud To “say” his name And iff yiu do yiu got To “get” Sensertivitty Training! Yiu onely aloud to Say “Pressadint Obamma or” Pressadint Hillery becose them Rushans Thay hacked The elecktoin and made Donold trumpt Pressadint and “it” wassnt fare!!! and iff yiu Dont say “Pressadint Obamma” that meens yiu Are A Racist and iff yiu Dont say Pressadint Hillery that meens yiu hat Wimmins and yiu Are “a” Secksist! i am Gladd yiu aksed me “to” explane This!

This mourning in Gender Studies 202 we lernt abote This hear Grate Book and it was aslo A Movie it was caled “The” Harrad Exspearmint and It “was” abote Harrad Collidge whare They done this Exspearmint al abote teeching Stodents to do sexule things That “Sociaty” disprooves of so that Thay wil “laern” to dispise the tredicional Consept “of” Moonagimmy by Having Lots of Pre-Martyral Sex!! Wow was that Grate!! and The prefesser he sayed this hear book And “then” the Movie it reely got the Sexule Reverlution offf The growned!!

And somboddy he Aksed The prefesser How “come” we dont Doo that hear at Our Collidge and he sayed “Wee has moved” on From that and now Wee got to get al the stodents to do Gender Fluaditty and aslo Gay Marridge! becose that was whatt Naterly comes neckst! And he aslo sayed that if we does enuhgh Secks that Donold Trumpt he wil Be drived out Of offfice! and Pressadint Obamma he will be Pressadint agian even thogh he Still is and he Wil fixx evrything and then He Wil go play Golph and it Wil “be” Hillerys tern to be Pressidint!!  How abote that!!!

I hoope yiu ordrinary dum peple apareciates The haigh-class Thinking “us” Interllecturals we are Doing for Yiu hear “at” collidge!

Is the President’s Name Hate Speech?

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Tippecanoe and Tyler too!

Well, apparently it is, according to the principal of a high school in Connecticut, where some of the students chanted “Trump, Trump, Trump!” to distract the other team’s free-throw shooters during a basketball game ( https://www.yahoo.com/news/school-principal-trump-chants-crossed-line-hate-speech-155230984.html ).

The principal said this “crossed the line” into hate speech. Possibly because the school represented by the other team had a lot of minority students–I don’t know. Is it forbidden to mention our president by name?

Do we need a list of presidents whose names are OK to chant while the other team is trying to sink foul shots? Let’s try a couple. “Harding, Harding, Harding!” “Tyler, Tyler, Tyler!” Nope, those didn’t work. People just said “Huh?” Then again, we’re talking public high schools here. They probably never heard of Warren G. Harding or John Tyler.

Anyhow, the principal is looking forward to a good old-fashioned grovel, and maybe another “forum on race, racism, and equity” like they had when some students chanted “SAT scores, SAT scores, SAT scores!” to imply that they, the suburban kids, were smarter than the kids in inner city schools.

Do you still think sports brings out the best in people?

Well, if we were bringing up our kids as Christians, they would, by the time they were in high school, know it’s wrong to try to hurt other people’s feelings–although I still don’t see how the president’s name does that. And if we were bringing them up to use their brains, they’d know SAT scores do not measure intelligence.

Let’s try another one. “Benjamin Harrison, Benjamin Harrison, Benjamin Harrison!” Ooh! Gotta be careful with that! A guy across the way just fell off a scaffold while I was chanting that one.

I Got Poled!

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Yeasterday I “was in” my prefesser’s Howse washing his Toylet Paper to Save The Planet and the phone it rung and thare was noboddy else in Side “so” i ansered it and gess What it was a Pole! So thay poled Me!!

Thay aksed me “a” hole bunch of Quastoins abote The News medea and TV news and noosepapers and Maggazeens and i telled them How “much” I like all The News Medea becose alyaws thay telling The truth “but” then thay aksed me Do “yiu considder” yoore self Hipspanick?? Wel I wastnt bron yeastadday! So I sayed “is This “a” trick Questoin??”  And i woned up saying “yes i Do” becose I knowed its goood to Be Hipspanick whatever That is!

And then It got “natsty” becose Thay aksed me are Yiu Mail or Femail? and yiu beter beleave I ponced on that! And i sayed Whoe! Yiu has trying To “tie” me “To the Sexule Bynary! Dont yiu know thats Hat Speech??? Yiu is a Biggit! yiu Has broke the Law! and I am goin “to” report yiu “to our” Specile Diversity Rabid Responts Teem” for it!!! And than thay hanged up but thay was too Late! i all reddy got them!

I immedatly phoned to Specile Diversity Rabid Responts Teem to report them and get Them throwed “in” jale but the Specile Diversity Ofiser he aksed me What is the Name “of” the Biggit i was tallking to and Oh Dammit i forgot!!! i gess I shuld of Rote It Downe but i didnt Have no pensyl! So the ofiser he aksed me Wel Waht was the Name “of” the Poling Ogrenyzation that caled and i forgot That too! I was so imbarassed! And “the” ofiser he Got mad At me “and” yeled at me for Wasting “his tyme!” I sure Was sory over That!

Wel if It evver hapens Agian I wil know “whatt” to do!

The Wacky World of Hate Speech Rules

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A German newspaper, “Suddeutsche Zeitung,” has been examining the labyrinthine rules and formulas by which Facebook decides what to delete as “hate speech” and what to let stand ( http://international.sueddeutsche.de/post/154543271930/facebooks-secret-rules-of-deletion ).

Please don’t expect a detailed explanation from me! It has to do with hate speech creating “an environment of intimidation and exclusion in which people don’t want to share.” There are, as usual, “protected categories” of people, about whom it is not permitted to say anything not nice–unless it’s combined with an “unprotected category.” Or something like that. The example used in the article is… Forbidden: “Irish women are dumb.” Allowed: “Irish teenagers are dumb.” Because women are a protected category but teens are not. I think. It gets kind of complicated, and more so because of certain “bizarre mathematical formulas” employed.

The problem here is that, in our age of political correctness, nobody’s allowed to say anything that might offend somebody else–which rules out almost anything you might ever say. But at the same time, Facebook needs to make money, which it can’t do if its customers aren’t allowed to express an opinion.

The bigger problem is that in the absence of any immutable standard (a Biblical standard, for instance) of morality, no one can ever be quite sure of what is right and what is wrong. And we cannot look for immutable standards of morality from wordly-wise numbskulls who go around prattling about “your truth” and “my truth.”

Again we see a simple truth: there is no Heaven without God at the center of it.

We Strock a Blow Aginst Hat Speeech!

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Last nihht hear on “the” campace we Had some Exitement wehn we heared thare was somboddy waching a christain Movie in his Dorm room so a bunch of Us we went runnin up thare and It was true!!! We seen he Was waching one of Those hatful Bibel Movies and wuld yiu beleave it? Thare wasnt not one singal Trans Gender chactotor in that damb movie!!!

Wel we wasnt goin to Tollerate such Intollerance not for one minnit, it was Micro Gresion aginst the hole stodent boddy so We beet him “up” and toook al his Stuff to re disturbute to the poor only thare wasnt enuf of it to go aruound so we jist kept It, And thenn the Bias Responts Teem thay come and sentince that bum to Six months of Sensativty Traning and if that dont make his Mind rihgjt he wil Be expeled from The collidge! Ha ha!

Only thing is, that Bum he strugled and wuldnt yiu kno, one of my moth Antenners it got Bent!!! Oh boy that hurted! And so tooday wehn i sitting in my Cage the stopid peple thay is laaghing at me but My prefesser he Sayed to Ingore them and it Is a smale Pryce to pay for Bein a Interllectural! So I gess i got the last laagh on them ha ha!

Wel i got to eeat Lunch now, thay gived me A “nice jucy” pare of jim sox and my Antenner it dont hurt so much wehn i am eeating.

The University Fascism Factory

We’ve been laughing at the shenanigans around America’s bloated, overgrown, dysfunctional university system. But y’know what? It doesn’t seem so funny anymore.

[Thanks to Thorsten for the following news tip]

For instance, recently at the University of Northern Colorado–since when has northern Colorado needed a university?–collidge commissars hung up 680 professionally printed signs to nag students about what they can and cannot say ( http://heatst.com/culture-wars/university-of-northern-colorado-hung-680-posters-warning-against-offensive-speech/?mod=sm_tw_post ). Forbidden speech, “intentional or not,” includes any criticism, explicit or implied, of the Black Lives Matter gang of thugs.

Maybe, folks, you ought to worry about what might be the long-term effects of teaching a whole generation of young people that free speech is hate speech and they have an absolute right never, ever to hear or read anything they find offensive–except, of course, if they’re Christians: then they’d better just shut up about it, or else.

Maybe you ought to worry about this huge national campaign to cultivate an authoritarian and ultimately lawless mind-set.

Because I’ll tell you right now, there can be no such thing as a free republic inhabited by close-minded ignorant numbskulls, governed by thieves, liars, and loons.

Before our college system kills us, we need to ask some very pointed questions about what they think they’re doing, why they’re doing it, and then we need to stop it. Stop it cold.

Better no universities at all, than schools that make you a bigger turnip than you were when you went in.

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