Poll Has Gropey Joe Beating Trump by 9

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Given the totally reliable unreliability of polls, we shouldn’t be surprised when a poll has doddering Joe Biden over President Donald Trump by nine points–leading in what, who knows? (https://nypost.com/2020/03/28/biden-holds-9-point-lead-on-trump-in-new-fox-news-poll/) Fox Nooze, ooh-ooh! Biden 49%, Trump only 40.

It’s depressing to admit that there are millions of people who will vote to hand our country over to Democrats–even Democrats whose presidential candidate doesn’t know where he is or what he’s doing half the time. The party of the Green New Deal, Russian Collusion, serial impeachment, rooting for the economy to tank.

Yeahbut, yeahbut! Joe has promised to pick a woman as his running mate? How fantastically cool is that? Like, you could think about it all day and all night and just not be able to find a better reason for voting for a presidential candidate. He should automatically win! Trump shouldn’t even be allowed to run against him!

Joe also has cornered the transgender vote. “There is no room for compromise on transgender rights” (whatever they are), he said in January. It’s “the civil rights issue of our time.” Damn. I thought it was the right to smoke pot. I’m from New Jersey, and our Democrat governor says marijuana is the civil rights issue of our time.

Hey, everybody! If the Democrats win this election, America is finished. So work hard, work as hard as you can, to keep that from happening.

Act as if the Fox Nooze poll and all the others should be taken seriously. They’re pure crapola, but just pretend they aren’t. We need the motivation.


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