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A Silly Old Ass

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We got a communication yesterday, unsolicited, from an alleged adult who says he’s “sick of rich old white men” running for president. We must note that he himself is a rich old white man.

Is it possible there are registered voters out there who really, truly think that skin color, sex, and age are important things to be considered, in choosing a president? I mean, does this guy even understand what a president is, and does? That “president” is a job–and that to do it well benefits the whole world, but to do it poorly can bring to large numbers of people hardship, frustration, loss, and even wounds and death.

As for being “rich,” let’s see… hmm… when was the last time an indigent was elected to high public office in America? [Riffles through history] Ooh-ooh–never! No poor homeless person has ever been elected to anything!

What we are hearing from, here, is a silly old ass who seems to think being “a woman of color” or something, or at least young and poverty-stricken, would by some weird alchemy make you a good president. It is a shame that he can vote. It can’t be a good thing to let utter chowderheads vote.

Heaven help us, if they ever again get to choose a president.


Yiu cant Beet Beeto!!!

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I jist lernt “sumnthing” grate “on” the CNN Niews!!!

That nogood Racist Biggit Moreon Donold Trumpt,, soone he “wont” “be” pressadint no moar!!! Beeto O. Rork he whil be pressadint insted!!!!! Becose CNN thay taked a pole and the pole it “showed” Beeto he is a head by ten poynts!!!! and i was so hapy i runned out-side and jumped “all” aruond butt i had to Stop wen my Pants thay splitted!!

Of coarse i stil whant Hillery she shuld be pressadint but Beeto he is amlost as grate!!! i fourget weather he is fromb Tecksis or Suedan but that dont mater! He is so grate!!! aslo he is a genieist, he is “reel” Smart! and he wuld of won Last time only The Russhins thay rigged that ellectoin in wearever it was so that bumb Ted Croose he wuld win insted!! So voating for Beeto it is amlost the saim “as” Voating four Hillery!!!!!

And yiu woodnt beleave How increddably Poplar Beeto he is!!! Did yiu know that at “his” Last Raly he had amlost 30 peeple!?? No whey thay wood evver fitt “in” My prefesser”s Tool Shedd!!! Plus i heared that all themb 30 peeple at the raly thay was all genieistes tooo!!! That is a awphle lot of brane powwer in jist One plaice!!!!!

Hear at Collidge our Stodent Soviet wee has all reddy rooled that evryboddy hear thay has to voat “four” Beeto or Elsa thay willl be ackspellt and lose al thare Tutoin munny!!! Becose yiu cant has No Dyvercity unlest evvry one thay al voats the saim whay!!!

Yiu jist whait untill Beeto he “is” pressadint!!! Yiu woont reckanize this nogood stopid countrie onct he “gets” thurohugh whith it!!!!!!


‘Beto’: Only Ten Years Left to Doomsday

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Why does this guy call himself “Beto”? I think it’s Sanskrit for “Jackass.”

Anyway, “Beto” O’Rourke, seeking the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination, has upped the end o’ the world from twelve years to only ten–“the ten years that we have left to us,” he prattled (https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2019/04/29/orourke-scientists-say-we-have-ten-years-left-to-make-bold-change-on-climate/).

But we can even now save ourselves, he gibbered, with a “bold change” in our energy policies and a mere $5 trillion spent on getting rid of all “emissions”–I wish someone would get rid of his emissions–by 2050.

Hey, Beto! Did you flunk arithmetic in school? It’s 2019, right? Well, how much is 2019 plus 10–“the ten years that we have left to us”? [Waits 30 minutes for answer.] No, no–let me tell you: 2019 + 10 is 2029. That comes before 2050. So if you completely change our economy by 2050, according to your calculations, the world already ended 21 years before!

Revolutionary new idea: forbid politicians from being active in politics. We don’t want their kind running our country anymore. There has to be something you can spray at them to make them go away.


‘America Without Us’ (2016)

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This is well worth saving!

It there’s one thing that elitists truly despise, it’s ordinary people: the people who keep the country going, day to day.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/04/20/america-without-us/

This was written leading up to the 2016 election, in which by the grace of God we were spared an irredeemable disaster.

And next year we’ll have to go through the whole damned thing again! We’re always just one election away from being sunk for good.

The Democrat Party still disdains and disrespects ordinary people. Their attitude is still “Just shut up and pay your taxes, peasants!” They are still convinced that by cobbling together a coalition of chip-on-the-shoulder “minorities,” they don’t need the rest of us.

And they still must be defeated, defeated again, if we are not to lose our country.

Lest they do to your town what they’ve done to Detroit, San Francisco, Gary, Camden, and the list goes on forever…


Sanders: Let Jailbirds Vote from Prison!

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Are you thinking of sitting out the 2020 presidential election, or quixotically voting for some third-party candidate who has literally zero chance of winning?

Don’t!

The latest Far Left Crazy offering from the Democrat Party, trotted out by socialist Bernie Sanders at a CNN “town hall” this week, is a scheme to let incarcerated felons vote–from prison (https://dailycaller.com/2019/04/23/bernie-says-incarcerated-felons-right-to-vote/). Even the Boston Marathon bomber, he said.

Heck, just cause you’ve made war on society–say, by committing murder, armed robbery, rape, fraud, whatever–shouldn’t mean you don’t get to have a say in who governs that society. Voting, says this Democrat, is an “inherent American right” which apparently you never lose. The Democrat Party has a long history of racking up the votes of dead people, or even people who’ve never existed. And you know they see to it that illegal aliens vote, too.

Asked if she agreed with Bernie’s idea, another Democrat presidential wannabe, Kamala Harris, answered as she always does, “I think we should have a conversation” about that.

According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics, there are currently more than 2 million adults in America sitting in prison for assorted serious crimes. Why, that’s 2 million votes! Votes to be courted. Votes to be wooed. Votes to be won!

“If you elect me president, I’ll make sure that armed robbery is downgraded to a misdemeanor with no prison time at all…” Go ahead–explain how this is anything but crazy.

The Democrat Party, lawless and irrational, has become an existential threat to the survival of our country as a free republic. We will not be safe until it is put out of business. Permanently.


Some Kinda Stupid

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Hmm, let’s see… In a case of some homicidal maniac barging into a school and shooting everybody, which do you suppose would be the more effective policy–to have some of the teachers armed, so they could maybe plug the bad guy before he can rack up his full tally of victims… or to give teachers another pay raise?

Sen. Kamala Harris, one of the Democrat Gang of 20 who think they should be president, sez “We need to give teachers a raise–not guns” (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/04/15/kamala-harris-give-teachers-raise-not-guns/).

What? As in “You can’t shoot me–I make too much money”?

In many communities, public school teachers already make multiples of what the defenseless taxpayers make. A few more multiples will make them safer? How? Well, I guess if you can retire at 35 instead of 55 and go on a world cruise, you ought to be pretty safe from school shooters.

It’s not funny that America is always one election away from self-destruction, anymore. Obama wounded us; Hillary would have surely finished us. For as long as the Democrat Party breeds nothing but Far Left Crazy, it constitutes an existential threat to our country.

But it’s great for teachers’ unions!


Idolatry for Dummies

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At a recent rally, in Austin, Texas, for “Beto” (his real name’s Francis) O’Rourke, who wants to be the Democrats’ 2020 presidential candidate, somebody brandished a sign that said: “BETO IS OUR CHRIST” (https://theweek.com/articles/832532/dont-idolize-2020-pick).

This is not the first time leftids have tried to confer godhood on some creepy politician. Remember Obama worship? Remember him being hailed as “the One”? Remember that Newsweak cover showing him with a halo? I do wish I could un-see those things.

“Beto” told Vanity Fair that he was “just born to be in it”–in the presidential race, that is. But at least one jidrool out there thinks “Beto” was born to be something very much more than that.

This is idol-worship, and it’s as old as the hills. When people turn away from the true God who created them, and redeemed them through Jesus Christ, His Son, they wind up worshiping false gods.

“And the Lord shall scatter thee… thou shalt serve other gods, which neither thou nor thy fathers have known, even wood and stone.” Deuteronomy 28:64. He always warns us, and we never listen.

Our false gods are beyond wood and stone. Now they’re made of plastic, or of flesh and blood. Like “Beto.” Just some guy, no more fitted to be anybody’s god than the person standing behind you in the supermarket checkout line.

This always turns out badly. Go ahead, tell me of one time when it didn’t.

There are those who think this only happens because America’s Christianity is evaporating, leaving a religious vacuum to be filled by Science, the state and its minions, celebrities, electronic doodads, sports, money, and whatever else they can think of. But this is not so: the sin of idolatry goes back to the beginning of time. It is inherent in our fallen nature. One of those things we need a Savior for.

And that’s Jesus Christ. Not “Beto.”

How come none of these pseudo-messiahs ever breathes in enough sanity to say, “Whoa! It ain’t me, babe!”?

Foolishness doesn’t get any more foolish than this.


‘Loon Kerry: Air Conditioners as Big a Threat as ISIS’ (2016)

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Before you know it we’ll be voting for a president again; and once again our country will play footsie with disaster. It won’t be John Kerry again, but there is no normal person who would ever be the Democrat candidate. And you can count on hearing a lot of Save The Planet talk.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/07/24/loon-kerry-air-conditioners-as-big-a-threat-as-isis/

What this fool was saying in 2016 will be exactly what the next fool says in 2020. The Climate Change boogieman is supposed to scare you into giving up all your freedom and prosperity. Don’t worry! The Democrat Party will give it all back to you once the crisis has passed.

God protect us.


The Next Democrat Presidential Candidate

There’s a bit of a problem in the Democrat Party, looming up for 2020. When it comes to picking a candidate to run for president, most of the Democrat leadership is already so old, they’re picking fossils out of their navels.

But according to a highly unreliable but truly with-it source, the next Democrat presidential candidate will be Melissa Abscissa, an openly lesbian pardoned drug dealer who is now a professor of Feminist Music at Stunata University. The attached video shows a sample of her work. See how long you can listen to it!

“We are already working on a campaign slogan for her,” said a DNC spokescreature. “How does ‘Vote for Mel or Else Get Beaten Up by Organized Labor Personnel’ grab you?”

Funds for the campaign are being raised by staging concerts entirely devoted to Feminist Music.

 


The Next Democrat Presidential Candidate: Norman Bates

Hi! I’m Norman Bates. You probably remember me from Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho–you know, dressing up as my mother and going around stabbing people.

Well, I’ve got that out of my system, what with being in the booby hatch since 1960. I’m out now, I’m all better now, and I’m here to tell you that I will be the Democrat Party’s candidate for president in 2020.

America needs a new kind of criminal for a new kind of presidency. I did have to promise the doctors that I wouldn’t dress up as Mom anymore, but once I’m elected and inaugurated, I can pretty much do as I please. Remember that old Clinton slogan, “You get two for the price of one?” Well, Mom and I are going to take that to a whole new level! I think I’ll trot her out for our first State of the Union Speech.

America needs a president who’s not afraid to dress up in women’s clothing and take a knife to his political opponents. It’s probably the only way we can get our Climate Change legislation through the Congress. And they sure will think twice about not confirming my judicial appointments, once Mom’s done with two or three of them!

Like the folks from the DNC told me when they went to pick me up at the hospital, the Democrat Party needs a new look, a new direction, and new blood–and I’m it!

I especially like that “new blood” part. I like that very much!


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