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Poor Beto!

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The latest Beto rally

I hope the Democrats will be giving out participation trophies and “Good Job!” refrigerator magnets to the crowd of nimrods seeking their 2020 presidential nomination.

Francis O’Rourke, alias “Beto,” has racked up a cool 0 %–that’s Zero Percent–in a St. Anselm College poll (https://dailycaller.com/2019/07/16/beto-zero-percent-fundraising/). His fund-raising is also way down, but the St. Anselm poll is important because it’s in New Hampshire and that’s where the Democrat primary begins.

Zip, zero, nada–it’s as close to jolly unanimous as it’s possible to be. And this on the heels of him giving a positively endearing speech on what a no-good stinkin’ lousy country America is, built entirely on slavery and Jim Crow… two institutions which his political party energetically defended. I mean, you’d think that’d have voters swarming onto his bandwagon. “Right, dig it, America sucks!”

(The president’s right. If they hate it so much, they should leave. Prominent liberal jidrools are always threatening to do that, but of course they’re all still here. Libs just never tell the truth.)

At this point we wonder if Beto’s own mother has any plans to vote for him.

She’s the one with the fake nose and glasses.


A Referendum on the Bill of Rights?

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Moving up in the polls!

An obscure candidate for the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination, children’s book publisher Kay Lastima, wants to hold a binding national referendum on the Bill of Rights. Ms. Lastima is so far back in the pack, she leads only New York Mayor “Bill DeBlasio” (not his real name) in the race for the nomination.

But her call for a referendum on the Bill of Rights already has most of the other candidates leaping aboard the bandwagon.

“Let’s face it!” she told CNN last night. “Some of those old, outmoded provisions in the Bill of Rights need to be voted off the island! One thing I’ve learned in my business–either you keep up with the times, or the times will keep up with you!”

Ms. Lastima’s publishing company, Fat-Head Books, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy earlier this year after its most ambitious book, Babies Like Getting Aborted, failed to sell a single copy. She currently lives with her mother at the Tie-Dee-Bole Adult Community in Earwig Cove, Florida.

“Look how they’re all following my lead already!” she said. “Bernie, Beto, Liz, Kamala, Spartacus, and even boring old Uncle Joe–they all agree with me that the whole Bill of Rights should be scrapped and then replaced with something better. But I’m the only one who already has the Southern Poverty Law Center drawing up replacement rights! Who needs a right to free speech, when you’ve got a right to free cable TV? Who needs a right to bear arms, when you’ve got a right to a free college degree in Gender Studies? Out with the old, in with the new!”

Appearing on CNN last night, Ms. Lastima wore a “Your Country Sucks!” T-shirt and an Annunaki hat made from half a volleyball.


Taxpayer-Funded Abortions for… Men?

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If this is the best we can do by way of presidential candidates, we might as well shift over to a lottery to decide who holds public office.

In one of this week’s Democrat gabfasts, one Julian Castro, who was actually in the fatzing government, as President *Batteries Not Included’s Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, told the nation he’s all for “reproductive justice” which would include taxpayer-funded abortions for men. All right, what he said was “trans women.” But “trans women” are men. They are not women, no matter what certain wicked and/or deluded schmendricks claim.

He’s so pumped up for abortions, he wants to give them to men.

There’s no injustice like Social Justice!

Should there at least be some kind of sanity test you have to pass before you get to run for president? Or would that just narrow the field too drastically?


My Newswithviews Column, June 27 (‘Reparations for All’)

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She wants your paycheck

Democrats want to suck more money out of your paycheck–but only if you’re “white,” and thus responsible for every problem in the world, and deserving of no consideration whatsoever–and dole it out to their favorite voting bloc, African-Americans… minus the thick chunks of it that are bound to stick to their fingers.

Reparations For All

Well, my Newswithviews column got past whoever’s been sabotaging Chalcedon. Our website is still down this morning. Please pray for us, everybody. And feel free to wonder who’s next. They want all Christian and conservative voices shut down before the 2020 election.

Meanwhile, if there is any more outrageously unjust scheme than “reparations,” other than slavery itself, I don’t know what that could be.


The Reparations Derby

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Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-Looneyland) wants “the government”–that means you, the taxpayers–to pay reparations to “gay” and lesbian “couples” who weren’t able to get the tax benefits of marriage until “gay marriage” was gaveled into existence by five lawyers on the Supreme Court (https://dailycaller.com/2019/06/23/elizabeth-warren-reparations-same-sex-couples/).

Remember, from seventh-grade civics, that thing about the Constitutional protection against ex post facto laws–that is, you couldn’t be tried for doing something that wasn’t against the law at the time you did it? Oh, you had no seventh-grade civics; never had civics at all… Well, if you were better educated than Sen. Warren, you’d know it’s unconstitutional to punish anyone for a) things they didn’t do, b) things that weren’t illegal at the time, or c) things they didn’t have the power to prevent.

But then we are talking about a woman who jump-started her whole career with a totally false claim that she was a Native American.

Speaking of which, Pocahontas wants reparations for them, too.

Let’s see… reparations for blacks, homosexuals, Native Americans… who’s gonna feel hard done by, if they get left off the list? Trannies, surely. Illegal aliens. Gang members. And let’s not forget the biggest aggrieved minority of them all–women! Definitely reparations for women, who were kept down, who were second-class citizens, for centuries. Go ahead, tell me they weren’t.

While we’re at it, I would like some reparations money, too. My ancestors on both sides of the Rhine were enslaved and tormented and massacred by the Romans. I should get some dough for that!

But there’s also atheists, pagans, short people, tall people, ugly people who couldn’t get dates in high school, fat people who always got picked last when choosing up sides, stupid people, silly people, highly intelligent people who got called names…

Where do we stop?

And don’t worry about what it’ll cost! Like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez always says, we can just print up more money whenever we run out! And she’s got a degree in economics.

Think she might be entitled to a refund?


Preposterous Lies

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Why tell preposterous lies that no one but a total ignoramus would believe?

You know that roaring economy that has gone along with Donald Trump’s presidency, largely as the result of his actions? Well, t’other day goofy Joe Biden tweeted that that’s not the Trump economy–Trump’s just taking credit for the Obama-Biden economy.

Does he think we have amnesia? Like, we can’t remember Obama telling us that manufacturing jobs are never coming back, we’re stuck in the new stagnant normal–and snarkily demanding of Trump, “What’s he gonna do? Wave a magic wand?”

The flatlining of the economy during the eight miserable years of Obama-Biden has nothing to do, nothing at all, with the vibrant economy we’ve had so far with Donald Trump. When Obama and Biden were in office, did we ever hear them say, “Hang in there, it’s going to take our policies a little more time to work, but economic recovery is coming soon and it’ll be big”? Uh… no! Not until… now!

So what is the point of saying things which you know to be untrue–unless, of course, you suffer from delusions–and which your listeners know to be untrue? Are Democrats convinced that most people will believe them? Because they’re stupid? Because they pay no attention to current events? Because they can’t remember anything? Because they don’t have the sense that God gave a magazine rack? That these poor dopes so far outnumber ordinary intelligent, aware, sensible citizens that it’s a waste of time to talk to any audience but the dummies?

We mustn’t discount the possibility that as for many of our politicians, the truth just isn’t in them. I don’t believe Hillary Clinton, for just one of many examples, can tell the truth. About anything. On purpose. And meanwhile we have our colleges and looniversities teaching that there’s no such thing as the truth–only “your truth” and “my truth,” and whoever owns the keys to the jailhouse wins.

Some 2,400 years ago, Herodotus wrote that the Persians became a great nation because they taught their sons two things: to shoot the bow… and tell the truth.

I don’t believe anyone who’s not off his rocker will say the same for us.


Am I Going Crazy?

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Urging little kids to “change their gender.” Fake news galore. FBI and CIA taking it upon themselves to bring down the president. Sex robots. And every aberration you can think of–all of it boiling out of the cauldron of the daily news.

Why do I even report it? Mostly, I think, because I believe we need to know what we’re up against. So that in next year’s presidential election, nobody decides to sit it out, waiting for The Righteous Candidate who doesn’t exist, or to throw away his or her vote on some quixotic third-party candidate who might as well be Mickey Mouse, for all the chance he has of winning. Either way, you help the Democrats. And the Democrats and their alleged ideas are the fountainhead of all this looniness–them and our so-called “education” system.

I’ve just written up the most concise report I could on the complicated shambles that is NXIVM–sex cult, money launderers, and all-around criminals with connections to the tippety-top of our country’s ruling class. Having been sick in bed all day yesterday, that job took a lot out of me.

Is it possible for the whole country to collapse–brought down by unbridled corruption, an amoral pursuit of wealth and power, and “ideas” that no one but an idiot or a lunatic would listen to for twenty seconds? (Example: the Green New Deal. Try that on for off-the-wall crazy.) I mean, why is anybody even listening to that whole transgender thing?

I’m a student of political science and history. Which is why I don’t believe a nation can be founded on sheer folly. Throughout history, whenever this has been tried, it has resulted in the destruction of that nation. Delusion makes for very poor public policy.

But the mess, the incoherence, is so massive! You wind up thinking, “This can’t be real, it’s gotta be me, I’m imagining it…” If only that were so.

Pray hard. It may be God will hear us.


Now You See ’em, Now You Don’t

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Don’t look now, but has Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez already stopped happening?

Just weeks ago, she was in the nooze a dozen times a day: you couldn’t miss her if you tried to. It would’ve been an impressive trick just to avoid her for a single day.

The shelf life of a Democrat rock star can be unexpectedly short.

“Mother” Sheehan–remember her?–was a media idol , on the air all the time… until she nipped at Rahm Emmanuel’s ankle when he was the Clinton chief of staff. And then she disappeared. Just like a puff of smoke in the wind.

David Hogg, the foul-mouthed teenage mahdi of the gun-grab crowd, cursed out the “old” Democrat establishment just once too often. He’s gone, too.

Why should they have wanted weird Alexandria to disappear? Well, she bit Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senator Dianne Feinstein, and her Green New Deal–released before they could camoflage the wretched thing–grossly embarrassed the party, turned into a laughing-stock: and trust me, The Smartest People In The World don’t like it when the peasants laugh at them.

Probably the last thing the Mask of Sanity Democrats want is for kooks like Ocasio-Cortez to be dropping clangers all over the 2020 presidential campaign (as if Joe Biden needed any help with that!). They’ll recruit someone to run against her, and fund that person lavishly. Meanwhile, she has been amputated from the nooze.

I have come to believe that the heads of America’s nooze media literally get their marching orders from Democrat Party commissars. That’s why you can tune in half a dozen different nooze shows and hear the noozies all saying the same thing at the same time. Remember when suddenly they were all talking so solemnly about “gravitas”? Go ahead, tell me I’m wrong.

The Democrats raise these people up and just as abruptly cast them down when they get out of line. There is more than a superficial resemblance to the old Soviet Union.

Every decent person who is not crazy has a duty to help stop them in 2020.

 


‘Does God Use the Lesser of Two Evils to Advance His Kingdom?’

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This is a thought-provoking essay by missionary Roger Oliver, published this week on the Chalcedon blog:

https://chalcedon.edu/blog/does-god-use-the-lesser-of-two-evils-to-advance-his-kingdom

Before we know it another presidential election campaign will be upon us–actually, it’s already started–pitting President Donald Trump against some socialist wack-job put up by the Democrats. And once again we’ll be hearing from “the Righteous Candidate or nobody!” crowd.

Consider King Cyrus, founder of the Persian Empire, whom God through Isaiah called His “anointed.” Cyrus was not a Jew, not a believer, but God raised him up to greatness; and he served God by restoring the Jews to their homeland and commanding the rebuilding of the Temple. I’m not the only one who sees a bit of Cyrus in our current president.

Cyrus had his faults. He developed a bad cases of conqueror’s syndrome, and at the end it got the better of him. Reaching for too much, he lost all–even his life. But his service to God lived on after him.

I was going to vote for Trump in any event, given the alternative. But I’m very glad I cast that vote–and I don’t think many people truly appreciate what God spared our country when he raised this man to be our president.

I don’t call him God’s anointed. Donald Trump makes no such pretensions. “[T]hat,” writes Mr. Oliver, “distinguishes Donald Trump from his predecessor.”

And how!


Voting for Schnooks

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Is that Mao Tse-tung in the background? Can’t quite make out the head…

In each of the 62 years since its inception, no mayor of New York City has ever missed the city’s annual Puerto Rican Day parade.

But “Bill De Blasio” (real name, Warren Wilhelm Jr.: I don’t know how he gets away with using an alias) has announced that he won’t be there this weekend. Nope, he’s gonna bail on the Puerto Rican Day parade–’cause he’s out in Iowa running for president, and he just can’t spare the time for any of those mayor things.

Not that this flatworm has even the ghost of a chance to win the Democrat nomination; but just for fun, let’s say he does. All the other 25 candidates die, somehow.

And having secured the nomination, what then? Why, he would try to persuade people to vote for him. Including everyone in New York whom he’s insulted. He would expect the city’s Puerto Ricans to vote for him for president. I hope they wouldn’t, but I don’t know. It wouldn’t be surprising if they did.

Why, why, why do we continue to vote for these “leaders” who play us for suckers, who’d rather be shot than keep a promise, who never spend a minute in the real world if they can help it, who have forgotten how to tell the truth, whose policies damage the country, and whose names will only live in history as bad examples?

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