What? Out of Food?

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Actually, if our supermarket was ever this crowded, I wouldn’t go.

The first nooze I heard this morning was, now they don’t want you going to the supermarket.

What are we supposed to do for food? In Venezuela they ate the animals in the zoo. In North Korea they ate the bark off trees. Mr. Socialism, grinning ear to ear, asks, “Are we there yet? Huh? Huh?”

We have very limited food storage space. So not only is it impossible for us to hoard groceries; we also would be ashamed to hog more than our share. (Yeah, yeah, don’t say it–we’re obviously crazy.) So we buy what we need. That’s how we wind up running out of stuff.

Well, off we go in search of food and other supplies. This has been imposed on us by Red China and its Western suck-ups and U.N. catamites. Those responsible must be made to pay for it.

But first we need groceries.

9 comments on “What? Out of Food?

  1. I’m beginning to think there are those who want us starving, impoverished, and under permanent house arrest. All for a virus that will likely be comparable to a bad flu season.

    1. I agree. Pardon my cynicism, but this seems to be straight out of the Cloward-Piven playbook, i.e., force a society into economic and social collapse, and then come in and take charge of the rubble, rebuilding it into the Ideal Socialist State — with the self-appointed saviors as rulers, of course.

    2. With all due respect to Cloward and Piven (which isn’t very much!), Charlie Manson thought of it first. He called it “Helter Skelter.”

  2. And how about the head of W.H.O being the spokesman for communist China? And to think the W.H.O couldn’t exist without our taxpayer money – same with the U.N. Wake up, America, you are being played for fools.

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