Erasing the Brits’ Adulthood

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“Sit still, stupid!”

Oh, boy! Looks like they’re headed for lifelong 24/7 supervision by government needleheads in dear old Britain. Say goodbye to adulthood, cousins!

Now a local government job center has ruled that the owner of a small salon can’t advertise for a part-time “happy, friendly stylist” because… wait for it… that would be “discriminatory” against UNHAPPY people!

No, I did not make this up.

What? Is happiness or unhappiness now an immutable characteristic, like skin color, which must be micro-managed by nimrods in the government? Once you’re unhappy, will you ever be allowed to be happy again? Well, gee, if you can change your flamin’ “gender” anytime you feel like it, you should be able to get some kind of drug or surgical procedure that’ll change your mood.

Is any human transaction too small for the government to interfere with?

Is the salon owner supposed to settle for a “hostile, terribly depressed” stylist? Someone who’ll say to a customer, “Siddown, you ugly cow! You think you’ve got troubles? Hah! My life sucks like you wouldn’t believe!” And then starts sobbing her eyes out.

Yeah. That’d be great for business.

And we consent to be ruled by these people?

We must be crazy, too.

5 comments on “Erasing the Brits’ Adulthood

  1. Just unbelievable. Have you read the articles on NWV this morning? There are a couple of very good ones, which should help at least some of the professing Christians who may still be confused by all this

  2. What is it they have in mind as an end-state to all of this? I guess that they want a world where everything is absolute identical in all respects. Life doesn’t work that way.

    1. Equality is the cornerstone of Marxism, and the only way to accomplish that is to lower everyone to the lowest common denominator.

  3. This is similar to forcing churches to hire atheists organists. Salon personal are noted for their ability to emphasize with their clients, something unhappy people have a big problem with because they are obsessed with their own problems.

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