What! No Peeps?

Peeps pumpkins will not be available this Halloween.

Is this the year the locust has eaten down to the ground, or what?

We’ve got the panic pandemic Chicom-Wereallgonnadie! virus, Climbit Change (“51 days left to save the planet!”), and Democrats and social media barons bragging about how they’re gonna addle and confuse the national election so Hidin’ with Biden can move into the White House–

And now… no Peeps! No marshmallow peeps.

This is the most unkindest cut of all. This is too much. The Just Born Co. is not going to re-start production until sometime next year: everybody’s gotta stay home on account of The Virus. King Virus. Long live the king. So we can’t have any Peeps.

Are we going to do this every time there’s a disease on the loose, from now on?

Are we going to remember that Communist China unleashed this on the world? And that Democrats are trying every dirty trick they can think of to exploit it?

Oh Lord our God! Deliver us out of the claws of the ungodly and the wicked, who seek to profit from this wasted year. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

13 comments on “What! No Peeps?

    1. They’re a traditional and well-loved American holiday-themed candy, marshmallow with a coating of sugar. I’ve loved them all my life.

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