There is no cause for alarm. I am merely trying to amass clicks. Once I’ve mastered the art, I’ll apply for a job with the Sacramento Bee, where the more clicks you get, the higher your pay. Please note that I haven’t actually told a lie: both the cat and the dog are in the nude. And they’re quarreling over a spot on a bed.
I probably should have taken care to falsify something, as I re-learn how to be a journalist.