SF to Rename Lincoln High School (Because!)

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A country that loathes its own history is not long for this world.

The crazies and commies who run San Francisco’s school district have decided to rename 44 schools that were named for prominent persons in American history… because those names are now “inappropriate” (https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/san-francisco-may-change-inappropriate-names-of-44-city-schools/).

Abraham Lincoln High School will be renamed because–well, I don’t know! You’d think the president who issued the Emancipation Proclamation, and freed the slaves, might be cut some slack. But no–Honest Abe wasn’t woke enough. Please don’t ask me to explain this; I am not a psychiatrist.

Also on the docket for erasure are George Washington, without whom we wouldn’t even have a country, Theodore Roosevelt, and Thomas Edison because he used animals in some of his experiments. Senator Dianne Feinstein had a school named after her, but she’s probably headed for limbo because… in 1986… she “replaced a vandalized Confederate flag.” That cancel culture has a long memory!

This project is to cost $10 million–and probably much more than that: you know how these things go. The school board approved it without a public hearing–they had a suspicion that the public might not like it.

“I may not be able to read or write, but I graduated from Al Sharpton High School!”

We can hardly wait to see the new names. Who will be deemed worthy to have a San Fran school named after him or her? Actually, I can probably stand to wait a really long time for that.

And remember, boys ‘n’ girls! The Dominion voting machines say most of us voted for this schiff.

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