“‘The Progressives’ Guide to Talking to Regular Americans'” (2017)

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I’ve never been able to learn how this turned out!

Reeling from their defeat in the 2016 election (“What??? They rejected Hillary?”), Democrats planned a major pow-wow in West Virginia to try to figure out how to talk to regular Americans. It would have been a challenge: most Democrats don’t know any regular Americans.

‘The Progressives’ Guide to Talking to Regular Americans’

I would’ve loved to hear some of those lectures. “Once they see the light, they’ll thank us for showing them how abysmally stupid they are!”

On the other hand, in the next election, they could always just… cheat!

3 comments on ““‘The Progressives’ Guide to Talking to Regular Americans'” (2017)

  1. I’m sure they have their “experts” feverishly working on that. They are so busy, don’t ya know.

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