We has Out-lawred “that holladay” heer At Collidge and re-plaiced “it” whith a Inkloosift Hollday witch “we” caul Whinter Festivvle!!!!!! And this hear It “is” “the” Prezzint thatt i whant Obamma Klaws to bring me!!! Grate Garlloo!!!!!!
This heer is a Toy maid by Karl Marx!!!!!! Hoaow grate “is” that???
Layter that Day “we” whil “Awll” sea The Hand-Made’s Tail it “is” awol abuote haow Meen charischins Are!!!!! Thay fourst wimmin To “has” baybes!!!!!!!!!! You caint Get a Bortion enny moar!!!!! that is watt hapens wen yiu has Donold Trumpt beeing pressadint!!!
Yiu can uze Grate Garrlloo to nock daown Churtches!! He whil “Be” yore Slaive!!!!!
[And I, the Editor, had better get to work today! Let Joe wander off to distant regions of the campus. Maybe he’ll learn something.]
I was going to speculate that Joe might find a lump of coal in his stocking, but I don’t think Obama Claus would want to have anything to do with coal. Maybe a piece of solar panel instead.
I wish I’d thought of that!
(Whistler to Wilde: “Don;’t worry, Oscar–you will.”
The Capitol building in Ohio was used by the Satanic Temple people for a celebration of the baby Satan – how is then even allowed?
Wasn’t that in the Illinois state Capitol building? Ohio has enough of its own problems without copying the lunacy of Illinois. 🙄
I think you’re right.
Prayers for me and my family. My husband passed away today.
Oh, no… I’m so sorry, Ina… so very sorry–prayers now, Patty and me.
Oh, Ina, I’m so sorry. May the love of God cradle and comfort you.
Eternal rest grant unto Ina’s husband, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon him. May he rest in peace. Amen.
I’m very sorry to hear that, Ina. I can’t offer more than what you already know, which is that God will restore all things in His time.