Y’know, they don’t just track down goofy TV shows at Quokka University. No, sir! At Q.U. some of the world’s furriest sages and scholars have invented whole new sciences! Like this one:
Yes, Cryptogeography–the study of places that may or may not exist. Like the Seven Cities of Gold. Opar. That school where Joe Biden was a professor. Peeve Corners, Maryland. Brigadoon.
The tricky part is to put them on the map!