Oh, No, Say It Ain’t So!

I have included the above video clip just so you don’t think I’ve made this up. You don’t have to watch the whole thing. I haven’t. You can only go through so many barf bags.

My editor, Susan, challenged me, “Guess who’s written a romance novel!” Well, if I’d had a hundred guesses a day, it still would’ve taken me several years to work my way down to… Hillary Clinton. And actually it’s not just a romance; it’s also a “thriller” about “terrorists”–ya mean parents who come to school board meetings?–getting their hands on nuclear weapons.

Silly terrorists. Can’t they wait for Hillary and Biden and Kerry and Obama to finish arming Iran, and then buy the nukes from the mullahs?

Now, if you can imagine a less “romantic” or more integrity-challenged character than Hillary, do me a favor and don’t tell me who it is.

Oh–and she’s partnered up with a “New York Times best-seller,” romance writer Louise Penny. One hand washes the other.

I think I’d better go lie down.

All those poor devils out there, working themselves to death, fighting off despair, etc., etc. trying to become published writers–and there’s Hillary Clinton having it handed to her on a silver platter. Has this woman ever earned anything in all her life?

They tell me Stacey Abrams writes romance novels, too, under a pseudonym.

I think I’m going to be sick.