College! Where else can you go to learn the erotic excitement of being mummified alive? On second thought, don’t answer that.
Some of you will remember this incident. Others will have missed it at the time. It points to college as a total waste of money and a moral cesspool. UCLA needs its budget cut, big-time. With only a few exceptions, they all do.
This is really ridiculous. Obviously, all of the education this person had didn’t insure that they would have normal self-preservation responses.