Groping for the ballot!
Incredible! The court won’t let the Michigan secretary of state, a Democrat, keep 26,000 dead people on the voter rolls (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/08/25/court-rejects-democrat-officials-attempt-keep-26k-dead-people-michigan-voter-rolls/).
I would love to know what argument she offered for keeping the dead registered as voters! But we can only guess what it might have been.
*They might come back to life in time for the elections.
*Stopping the dead from voting is un-Democratic.
*They might only be pretending to be dead. Some people are like that.
*It’s not like we asked to let Martians vote!
*Striking the dead from the rolls stereotypes them as non-intersectional cisexistent kielbasi super-binary palookas.
*Letting dead people vote for Democrats makes up for historical injustices!
*You are a racist!
I don’t know which of these arguments was used… but whatever it was, it didn’t work.