Eco-Protesters Get Comeuppance

Nine activists glued themselves to the floor at the VW dealership in Germany

How much idiocy can this world support? I think we’re on our way to finding out.

So… nine, um, protesters calling themselves The Scientist Rebellion (give me strength) invaded a Volkwagen museum and showroom in Germany and glued their incredibly stupid selves to the floor, vowing to remain until Volkswagen promised to lobby to “decarbonize the transport industry” (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11337831/Climate-protestors-left-cold-dark-gluing-Volkswagen-shop-floor.html).

They were only there two hours before they started whining for amenities. Museum employees didn’t provide them. At closing time, they turned out the lights, turned up the heat… and went home, leaving the dindles glued to the floor.

It seems the “scientists” forgot to take into account their need, eventually, to obey various calls of nature. Shoulda thought of that, chuckles. Gee, why didn’t Volkswagen, like, cater to their needs? And sheesh! How could it possible take as much as two whole hours to Decarbonize The Transport Industry?

There ought to be a way to transport these morons to some place where they could live without fossil fuels… and see how they like it. No food–not without fuel for trucks to bring it to the store. No heat. No electricity. Welcome to the 12the century.

Yeahbut, yeahbut! Windmills! Solar panels! They’ll provide all the energy the world will ever need!

We’d love to see you after a year of experiencing that lifestyle.

3 comments on “Eco-Protesters Get Comeuppance

  1. For years I’ve been recommending that people who glue or chain themselves to places should be left glued or chained until they start screaming for mercy because they’re hungry and thirsty and have to go to the bathroom. I’m glad someone has finally done it. I hope companies keep doing it — “pour encourager les autres,” as the saying goes.

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