Motorists in Northamptonshire, England, have reported sightings of a very large creature that seems to be part-man, part-goat (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/locals-spot-mystery-six-foot-26305602).
Everybody knows the infamous Goatman is a product of Climbit Change and transphobia. Or maybe it’s Tony Blair (remember him?) going trick-or-treating. Or is it Britain’s answer to Bigfoot?
We can expect to see more and more of these crypto-critters unless we give the United Nations all our money and allow them to set up a global government run by jidrools.
One comment on “The Goatman Cometh”
There are some things that I can’t even begin to explain.