Anybody got an extra barf bag?
Actually, I was surprised to hear they hadn’t already done this years ago. What took them so long to decide to replace the real Bible with a fake one? American liberals have been doing that for ages.
Really, the Chinese Communist Party has nothing on the UCC and a dozen other flatline “churches” over here.
I had a hard time deciding whether this article was one of your marvelous parodies or a genuine news item. I finally decided on “news item” only because there weren’t any hilariously punning names. (Or were there, and I just missed them?) 🙂
It’s nooze, all right.
Frankly, I was surprised the Chicoms hadn’t already done this.
Ministers to the communist and Islamic worlds say there are more Christians is China than in America.
Some 300 million, I think.