The ‘Church’ That Kicks the Bible

(Thanks to Mousekin for the nooze tip)

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Where does Stupid end and Blasphemous begin?

Have we lost our church? Have we lost our freakin’ minds?

Check this out.

https://www.christianpost.com/news/ohio-megachurch-kicks-bible-off-stage-during-super-bowl-sunday-se.html#:~:text=After%20Tome%20wins%20the%20flip,stage%20and%20into%20the%20crowd.

Yowsah, yowsah, Super Bowl “service”! Watch our ministerette kick the Bible–decorated with football stitches!–off the stage. Hear the other pastor brag about “middle school humor” (don’t ask: I really wouldn’t ask).

Once upon a time there were men and women who would rather be martyred–who were martyred–rather than lend themselves to stunts like this.

But Crossroads Church in Cincinnati embraced this dog and pony show as “fun.” Not only fun: they said there were spiritual benefits, too.

They came to the crossroads and made a wrong turn.

“Let all things be done decently and in good order,” St. Paul wrote to the church in Corinth (1 Cor. 14:40). Fat chance of that happening here.

Turn around and walk back out.

Beware ‘Spiritual Religion’

This powerful message from Nathan Conkey, embellished with an apt quote by R.J. Rushdoony, has been posted on Facebook by Ford Schwartz, a director of the Chalcedon Foundation.

It’s gotten so a red flag goes up whenever we hear the term “spiritual religion.” Basically it means forget God’s Word and let your own word be your guide–and for all its current popularity, in all too many churches and seminaries, it is not Christianity. Writes Mr. Conkey, this “so-called ‘spiritual’ religion must be abandoned… and defunded.” Amen to that!

My Newswithviews Column, July 27 (‘Chicoms to Rewrite Bible’)

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Anybody got an extra barf bag?

Actually, I was surprised to hear they hadn’t already done this years ago. What took them so long to decide to replace the real Bible with a fake one? American liberals have been doing that for ages.

Chicoms to Rewrite the Bible

Really, the Chinese Communist Party has nothing on the UCC and a dozen other flatline “churches” over here.

‘Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: “Religious Beliefs Must Change!”‘ (2015)

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(I’ll get you, you no-good stinkin’ Christians…!)

Please don’t think this has changed since 2015. Donald Trump was able to hold it back for four years… but you see what happened to him.

Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: ‘Religious Beliefs Must Change!’

Hillary Clinton said “religious beliefs must change” to accommodate abortion. The New York Times said they must “change” to accommodate same-sex fake marriage. Now they want us to change to accommodate several dozen hokey “genders” that mentally ill persons just dreamed up.

By “religious beliefs” they mean “Christian beliefs.” Wait’ll they hit that speed-bump we know as “Islam.” But it would be best if Christians took care of this themselves. Defunding a couple dozen colleges ought to do it.

‘Fallacies of Pop Christianity’ (2013)

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Touching all the bases… murdering your country with motives that make you feel Really Good about yourself!

I’ve run this post a few times over the years–not that I expect “pop Christianity” to dry up anytime soon. But at least the “Hate Has No Home Here” lawn signs seem to have passed away… although the “Love Is Love” signs are still with us: music to a pedophile’s ears.

Fallacies of Pop Christianity

Anyway, follow the rules of Pop Christianity and you’ll never have to worry about fitting into a liberal church; and you’ll always have a home in the Democrat Party, among “devout Catholics” (LOL!) SloJo and Pelosi.

‘”Transgender Preacher”–Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin’ (2016)

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Worshiping the Golden Calf–some things never change

Has the whole world’s ruling class simply gone mad? Even the churches?

‘Transgender Preacher’–Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin

The church I grew up in, I can’t go there anymore. They put up a sign outside, promising to be “welcoming and affirming.” I don’t think I want to know whom they’re welcoming or what they’re affirming. It would only make me cry.

So the Bible’s all wrong, is it? And for true spiritual nourishment, turn to our pop culture!

Please, God, deliver us out of this.

‘A “Pastor” Who Hates Purity’ (2018)

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Where do they get these fly-by-night “pastors”? I can’t even imagine what they’re teaching in the seminaries these days.

A ‘Pastor’ Who Hates Purity

This one likes to melt down purity rings. She thinks purity is a bad thing. Someone handed her a certificate that says that she’s a pastor. Whoever did that ought to be whipped around the block.

I shoulda known, all those years ago now, when “Reverend Jill,” the new pastor of the church that I was raised in, warned me to beware of Bibliolatry–the error of taking the Bible seriously. She also thought it was nice when couples committing adultery together found time to go to church. “Welcoming and affirming”

 

‘Is the Bible Ambiguous?’ (2018)

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How many commandments are they breaking here?

I’m re-running this post as a public service. When abortion-loving Kamala Harris tells us that “the Bible says” we should all get shot up with some experimental COVID drug. The day we need religious advice from that source will be a sad day indeed.

Is the Bible Ambiguous?

St. Peter tells us that the Bible is not ambiguous. It does not tell us we can perform abortions, teach little children that they should be “transgender,” and “marry” a man to a man, a woman to a woman, a human to a toaster-oven.

There is no “private interpretation” of Scripture–none that’s allowed, at least.

Steer clear of anyone who claims to have one.

‘The Shack’: F- (2017)

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This movie came, and bombed, and went away without a lot of people noticing it had ever been here. The public just wasn’t ready for a sloppy mass of para-Christianity cliches.

‘The Shack’: F-

I was flabbergasted when Steve Brown raved about The Shack on his Christian radio show, Key Life. Was there really such a grass-roots fervor for the universalist heresy? The box office said no.

Hollywood will even make a pretend-Christian movie, if they think it’ll lead Christians away from the Bible.

I simply can’t imagine sitting there watching this bilge.

‘Obama: God Supports Transgender Rights’ (2016)

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The worst ever… so far

Ex-President *Batteries Not Included has crept out from under his rock to support his corrupt and wacky ally, Joe Biden, in this year’s presidential election.

This post is a reminder of what we had to endure, the last time we let Democrats run the country.

Obama: God Supports Transgender Rights

But of course they’ve now had four more years to deepen and intensify their transgender mania; so if they win this time, what has gone before will seem like nothing. This time they do not intend for our republic to survive. This time they mean to destroy our culture and break what’s left of our Christianity.

Anything but a vote for Donald Trump will help them do it.