See? Totally covered by ice! Would MIT ever lie to you?
It’s September 30 and it’s raining again, and if I want to go out, I have to wear my winter coat–and I can see my breath. In September.
It’s all because of Climbit Change! But you knew that already, didn’t you? Yowsah, yowsah–it’s that warming that makes it so cold!
MIT warns us that “Snowball Earth”–universal glaciation–can come on in a hurry (https://news.mit.edu/2020/sunlight-triggered-snowball-earths-ice-ages-0729#:~:text=These%20dramatic%20%E2%80%9CSnowball%20Earth%E2%80%9D%20events,complex%2C%20multicellular%20life%20on%20Earth.)–especially with us plebs doing stuff, like cooking food on gas stoves, that will suddenly bring the world to an end, blah-blah.
It’s scientific! They’ve got computer models for it! If you don’t believe computer models, you’re Anti-Science! (That’s like being Antichrist, only reel!) Dept. of Justice gonna get you if you don’t watch out! We can’t allow all that misinformation to float around.
Science Says: All power to the State! The State guided by Science. Can you gimme hallelujah?