It’s time to unleash the mother of all comment contests. This’ll make the giant octopus that attacked San Francisco look like an hors d’ouevre. (Did I spell that right? Probably not.)
The lucky reader who posts the millionth comment will win a million dollars! And anything goes, too–even Kamala Harris-style word salad and inane cackling. I will only delete comments that I feel like deleting!
Go ahead, make like you don’t want a million dollars, you don’t need it. If you find someone who believes you, sell him your neighbor’s car.
The contest will run through the day after Halloween.
[Note: Offer void if I don’t have the money to pay.]