‘Your Pet Crab’ (2018)

Patty let me sleep a little longer this morning. Don’t expect any nooze out of me.

Okay–pet crabs. I had one for several years, until he met his end in an accident. He lived in the lizard cage but was often allowed to wander around the living room. He was very strong: snipped an electric wire in half, once. But also a very peaceful creature. Alas, he climbed too high… and that was that.

4 comments on “‘Your Pet Crab’ (2018)”

    1. I’m having a very hard time today, concentrating on my writing. I keep looking for Robbie. Maybe I should bag it for a while. You see what a mess I made of ‘Oy, Rodney’…

  1. When I see this, I am reminded of what a wonderful and imaginative Creator, we have. A Crab is a simple creature, but still quite capable of a relatively complicated task, such as grasping the chip, breaking it into pieces and eating the pieces. God gave a degree of intelligence to all of his creatures, and that’s how the world works, because distributed intelligence allows problems, such as how to eat something too big to fit into one’s mouth, to be solved. Satan hates us, and has no respect for our intelligence, therefore wanting to hold us down as slaves of the lowest common denominator.

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