Heer at Collidge “we” Are awl eggsited over whoo Kmaller Whatsername whil Pick “to” “be” her runing mait and Co-Pressadint!!! It “is” vary impotent to pick a reely Grate Vise Pressadint!! Epsessaly nhow that Pressadint Obammba, he whil be The King and awl “the” co-Pressadints thay whil “be” Whorking foar himb!!!!!!
Heer are jist “a” Fyew candydates we wood lyke To Sea!!!
No. 1, Ho Chi Minn–He “is” A Lott lyke Pressadint Jobydin, ownly Dead. Thare is a Lott “to be sed” for a Dead Vise-Pressadint!!
No. 2, Zeero Mostel, “he” tels Grate joakes!!!!
No. 3, Rozy ODonnal–she is Sirius abote preteckting Dummocracy!!!
Butt reely, thare “is” reely ownly One opfius Choyce–
And that is… Hillery Clintin!!!!
“She” has awlreddy bin Co-Pressadint and she Knows “the Jobb” inside-owt!!!!!! Pluss it is aslo Her Tern to Be pressadint, afftir Kmaller’s tern it “is” Over.
Anether Thing we wood lyke To Sea is No Moar Vote-ing!!! Oar at leest no moar ordrinary Dumb Peple voating… becose Thats Haow yiu wynde Up “whith” Darnold Trumpt gettting Elecktid “aggen”!!!!!!!! I kannot stres This enuff!!!!! Trump he musst be stoppt At Awl Cawsts!!!!!!!! It “is” The Ownly Whay To Pro-Teck Demmocrassy!!!!!!!!!!!!
(And Hillery she can fly! wen no Ones loocking!!!)
Somehow I knew it would be Hillary. 🙂
I hope you’re not turning into Son of Joe Collidge.
Heavens no!