‘Why Aren’t I 50 Points Ahead?’ (2016)

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton speaks with Bulgarian Prime Minister during a press conference at the Council of Ministers in Sofia, on February...

Hillary Clinton–she would have made a wonderful grade school principal, the kind the kids make up songs about and sing behind her back–was flabbergasted when she didn’t win the presidency. Drunken tantrum ensued, so I’ve heard.

‘Why Aren’t I 50 Points Ahead?’

Now it’s 2024 and the Democrats are running another Entitled Woman for president. This one got plugged in without having to win a single primary! And the in-the-bag “polls” would have us believe Kacklin’ Kamala is virtually tied with Donald Trump, don’t bother voting for him, yatta-yatta.

We have already been warned that there’ll be riots if she doesn’t win.

Japan attacked us at Pearl Harbor and sank most of our fleet. We rolled up our sleeves and leveled their karma. Are we going to surrender our country to maggots because they’ll riot if we don’t?

Yeah, Hillary’s still out there, circling around like a vulture. She’d love to see KK take a prat fall, and the Party turn to her in desperation.

Sorry, Hill, but you’re yesterday’s Hillary. Kackle is Hillary now.

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