Ownly Demmocrapts Go ‘To’ Hevvin!!!

See that thare pixture up thare? Thats Pressadint Obomma!!! And that Thing arownd “his” faice, “it is” a Haylo!!!!!!! Yiu know–lyke Ainjils have!!! That is Becawse he “is” Haff a god!!!!!!! The oather haff it “is” Still Hiumin, so he doughnt ware The Haylo “awl that” Tyme!!!

And I hadded a Dreemb lasst “nite” and inn “that” dreemb Pressadint Iguama he spoak “To” “me” and sated “Jo, frumb nhow On ownly Demmocrapts they whil Goe “to” Hevvin wen thay dye AND NO”BODY” ELSS WHIL!!!!!!!!!!”

Up thare in Hevvin thay “are Awlreddy” maikin a Haylo foar Kmalalalala Harris witch she “whil” Ware wen she gets ingorgorated as Pressadint!!! Watt a Day “that” whil Be!!!!!! Politicks of Joy!!!!!!  Politix of Joy it “comes” To Life!!!!!! And evvry Fool that diddnt Voat “foar Her” thay whil awl Be Put IN JAYLE!!!!!

I toled my Femmanist Fysicks Prefesser how I dreembed Of Pressadint Obomma and “he tawlked to” me and she sayed OH WOW!!!! “YIU MUSSED BE A PROFFIT!!!!! Like Goliath oar sumb boddy in the Byble!!!! Thay are goingto see Abuout “givving” me Ackademic Creddit foar “beeing” A Proffit!! Meenwile thay “put up” my Pixture over the cownter at Veggy Burger so I ghess I’mb Kinda Faymiss!!!!!!!!!!

5 comments on “Ownly Demmocrapts Go ‘To’ Hevvin!!!

  1. Merely jailing people who don’t vote for Kamala is small potatoes. A professor at U of Kansas said in one of his classes that men who won’t vote for a female candidate should be taken out and shot.

  2. Oh, poor Joe, he has really gone off the deep end this time. I am afraid all that over sweetened Kool Aid has destroyed his brain (more than ever). I can see him rallying around god Obama as he goes about trying to save Harris’ campaign, blaming black men for her low poll numbers because they are misogynists.

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