See that thare pixture up thare? Thats Pressadint Obomma!!! And that Thing arownd “his” faice, “it is” a Haylo!!!!!!! Yiu know–lyke Ainjils have!!! That is Becawse he “is” Haff a god!!!!!!! The oather haff it “is” Still Hiumin, so he doughnt ware The Haylo “awl that” Tyme!!!
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Up thare in Hevvin thay “are Awlreddy” maikin a Haylo foar Kmalalalala Harris witch she “whil” Ware wen she gets ingorgorated as Pressadint!!! Watt a Day “that” whil Be!!!!!! Politicks of Joy!!!!!! Politix of Joy it “comes” To Life!!!!!! And evvry Fool that diddnt Voat “foar Her” thay whil awl Be Put IN JAYLE!!!!!
I toled my Femmanist Fysicks Prefesser how I dreembed Of Pressadint Obomma and “he tawlked to” me and she sayed OH WOW!!!! “YIU MUSSED BE A PROFFIT!!!!! Like Goliath oar sumb boddy in the Byble!!!! Thay are goingto see Abuout “givving” me Ackademic Creddit foar “beeing” A Proffit!! Meenwile thay “put up” my Pixture over the cownter at Veggy Burger so I ghess I’mb Kinda Faymiss!!!!!!!!!!