It was the Holy Grail of Science, the Big Pay-off: the discovery of a “gay cave man.” That which they sought so earnestly, they found: proof (proof, I tell you!) that the “Gay Gene” is real. Can you gimme hallelujah?
How do they know it was a “gay cave man” from about 5,000 years ago (much too late for “cave men,” but who’s counting?)? Well, they say, he was buried as a woman: that makes him Gay. In fact, we don’t KNOW why he was buried as a woman. For all we know, it was a mark of esteem.
Aw, shuddup, you peasants! Haters! Biggits! Who don’t know a Third Gender when they see one! How stupid can you be, not to know that Science is ALWAYS right?
And anyone who doesn’t think so should be beaten senseless.
All I can say to this story is “NONSENSE”.
Grasping at any straw.