CIA Plot to Shrink Big Ships!!!

I been invesytragrating this hear “report” that thare “is this” Moovie cauled Sink The Bistmark, awl abuout This Topps Secrit plan to”shrink” Battleships so thay can fitt “in-side” peeples’ Toylits and shoot ’em Up “fromb” Down Thare!!!

And then thare was themb Tidy Bole ads!! The ones with the little bote in the toylit bole! Fromb watt “I” heer,, thoze ads thay was a Cripptick Warning fromb the CIA to the Soviet Russian People’s Democratic Republic!! Lyke, “Yiu best back off in the Muddle East, oar its’ Going”tobe” a Risk evry tyme you taik A Dump fromb nhow on!!”!” Well, I meen, whoo whants “To Get” his hynie shot off???

I hassnt seeen “the” Moovie so I doughnt “know haow” thay shrinked The Bixtmark!! Haow do yiu Shrink a hole Battleship so it still whorks?? Haow “do yiu” git it Back “to” Noarmle Syze?? How do you un-Shrink the saylors??? Watta you do with a shrunken saylor? Like the gye “in the” Tidy Bole ads–dose he stay little???? Oar maybe he was born That “whey”!!!!! I seen A Mijjit once,, “butt he” was a lot bigger Than The Tidy Bole man!!!!!!!!

Anywhay, this is a Crysis that OWNLY JOBYDIN CAN HANDLE!!!! Thats wye he “has tobe” pressadint foar annether Yeer!!!!! Until awl themb Cysisses is oaver!!!!