Yiu May rememember a fiuw Weaks aggo a buntch Of “us” “heer” at Collidge we fawled Down “the” Stares!!!!!
Whel, it Is ketching On!!!! Now thar’ry fawling dhown The Stares at a hole Lot “of” collidges awl Oaver “the” Contry!!!!! And wee woont Stop “untill” Darnold Trumpt he “rezynes” as Pressident and Prezzadint OBOMMER! agreees tobe Pretzerdint again!!!!!!! It is thee Ownly slusion to Owr Promble!!! (Unlest thay jist bring Back Jobydin!!)
Thinck abuoit it, Trumpt!!! That boomboombomp Sownd yiu heer, It “Is” Collidge Stodents the Hoap & Fewture Of Amaricka fawling dohwn Stares “becawse Of yiu”!!” The ownly whay yiu Can “stopp It” Is By KUITTIng!!!!!!
Ill “give” yiu to the Cownt “of” 3 (Threee) and then I whil fawl Dhown “Stares agen””!”
One… two… Uh, waht comes Neckst??
For a minute there, I thought Joe would actually be able to count to three! Whew, what a relief to see that he hasn’t succumbed to cisheteropatriarchal math. Keep rolling, Joe!
Please tell me that there’s no such thing.
Math is unfair. It should be abolished. 🙂