falling down stairs – Lee Duigon

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I dint do This “on” porpose,”, it jist Sort-Of hapened!!

I was Going “up” the stares in Marks & Angles Haul hear at Collidge and I slipt and fawled–bountsing lyke A freekin “Basskit Balwl”!”!” My hedd it stil hertz! And haff a duzzin other Stodents “thay” Tript “ohver” Me!!!! So thare wast a Big Pyle of us doawn “at” the bottum “of the” Stares!!!!!

And neckst Thing we new, the Stodents doaown thare Thay storted claping And cheerring. Thay thinked It “was” a New Dantse, a spatial dantse to onner themb Dimmacratz in Congrist!!! So we letted themb Thinck So!! Thay evin storted Singeing!!!!!!! “”Awl hale Prissadint Obumma!”! (I luv That sawng, our collidge Raydio stashin thay Play it 24-7!!)!!.

So nhow Moast “of the” stodints heer, thay are fawlling Daown “the” Stares On Porpose and we maid A Viddio “of it” and sended It to Alexander Occasional Cortex and she sendded to us A Pixture of a hoarse’s Hynie!!!!

We stil kneed A Naimb foar the New Dantse!! Most stodints thay caul it “Fawlling Daown The ****ing Stares, Ooch, Ooch, Ow!”” I thingk That “is” A Vary good Naimb!!

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Yiu May rememember a fiuw Weaks aggo a buntch Of “us” “heer” at Collidge we fawled Down “the” Stares!!!!!

Whel, it Is ketching On!!!! Now thar’ry fawling dhown The Stares at a hole Lot “of” collidges awl Oaver “the” Contry!!!!! And wee woont Stop “untill” Darnold Trumpt he “rezynes” as Pressident and Prezzadint OBOMMER! agreees tobe Pretzerdint again!!!!!!! It is thee Ownly slusion to Owr Promble!!! (Unlest thay jist bring Back Jobydin!!)

Thinck abuoit it, Trumpt!!! That boomboombomp Sownd yiu heer, It “Is” Collidge Stodents the Hoap & Fewture Of Amaricka fawling dohwn Stares “becawse Of yiu”!!” The ownly whay yiu Can “stopp It” Is By KUITTIng!!!!!!

Ill “give” yiu to the Cownt “of” 3 (Threee) and then I whil fawl Dhown “Stares agen””!”

One… two… Uh, waht comes Neckst??