‘Alligator Alcatraz’ (They Won’t Like It)

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“C’mon in, the water’s fine!”

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip]

This has the makings of a Tarzan movie.

Okay: we’re gonna deport a bunch of criminal border-hoppers–ship ’em off to South Sudan. (Holy cow. That’s harsh.) But first we’re gonna hold them in a mass detention camp in the middle of the Everglades.

Surrounded by alligators. (https://www.npr.org/2025/06/24/nx-s1-5443268/alligator-alcatraz-florida-everglades-migrant-detention-center) With snakes and panthers thrown in for good measure. Even if they get past the fences, what can they do from there?

Can the gators hold Mr. Badguy? Or will he escape to execute his horrendous plot against America? 

Predictably, leftids are whining and whinging about this cruel treatment of cuddly little MS13 gang members.

Could we please not listen to them anymore… ever?

6 comments on “‘Alligator Alcatraz’ (They Won’t Like It)

  1. People have been making jokes about something like this for years — viz. putting alligators in the Rio Grande to keep illegals out — but leave it to Ron DeSantis to go ahead and start building a holding area surrounded by alligators to keep miscreants in.

  2. A Christian couple who are friends recently toured Alcatraz on their California vacation. They were told by the tour guides that no way would that place be used as a prison again – the costs of remodeling and getting it secure would not make it worth it. Too bad, I say.

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