A Message from Sauron REPRINT

From November 3, 2015

That’s one of my Orcs in the background.

Hi! I’m the Dark Lord from those Lord of the Rings movies. Betcha didn’t know I’m real! But of course, here in the real world, I go by another name that only sounds like “Sauron.”

Anyway, I’m here today to tellya that national borders are, like, so totally obsolete, we just don’t need ’em anymore. And look around the world–those borders just don’t work. Go ahead, show me where they’re working. ( http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-30/orban-accuses-soros-of-stoking-refugee-wave-to-weaken-europe )

What’s that I hear you sayin’? That me and my friends, we sabotaged the borders, we stirred people up to invade neighboring countries, we created this whole illegal immigration/refugee crisis–just so we could say, “Oops, dude, too bad, this whole nation thing doesn’t work anymore, the only thing is global government”? Would we do that to you?

You say we shouldn’t be rewarded by being given what we want, after we did everything we could think of to gut immigration laws and create a jillion refugees. But I say this–if you stupid peasants know what’s good for you, you’ll let us rule you. We’ve got the money, we’ve got the science, we’ve got the power… and you don’t.

Remember, it’s not nice–and it sure ain’t healthy!–to mess around with Sauron.

Only in the movies–oh, yeah, and in that Bible of yours: but the Bible simply isn’t true–do the good guys beat me.

And this is not a movie.

‘Alligator Alcatraz’ (They Won’t Like It)

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“C’mon in, the water’s fine!”

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip]

This has the makings of a Tarzan movie.

Okay: we’re gonna deport a bunch of criminal border-hoppers–ship ’em off to South Sudan. (Holy cow. That’s harsh.) But first we’re gonna hold them in a mass detention camp in the middle of the Everglades.

Surrounded by alligators. (https://www.npr.org/2025/06/24/nx-s1-5443268/alligator-alcatraz-florida-everglades-migrant-detention-center) With snakes and panthers thrown in for good measure. Even if they get past the fences, what can they do from there?

Can the gators hold Mr. Badguy? Or will he escape to execute his horrendous plot against America? 

Predictably, leftids are whining and whinging about this cruel treatment of cuddly little MS13 gang members.

Could we please not listen to them anymore… ever?

Civilization: Or What’s Left of It

Does this look like a safe and sensible way to cross the English Channel? No? Well, then, how about this?

You’d think Britain would know better, having been clobbered by invaders throughout history. The Romans. Jutes and Saxons and Angles. Irish. Normans. And so on.

Left-wing governments seem only too willing for anyone who wants to, to pile into the country in unrestricted, mostly illegal, immigration. It doesn’t look to me like the U.K. will make it to the next century. How does it look to you?

It’s so depressingly reminiscent of the drawn-out, shameful end of the Roman Empire in the West.

62%: ‘Deport Them All’

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“Border? What border? Do we have a border?”

Not that I feel like doing any nooze today, but I thought this should be mentioned.

Two out of three voters, in a recent CBS “News” poll, said they would like to see a mass deportation of illegal aliens (https://www.foxnews.com/media/cbs-host-shocked-poll-showing-62-registered-voters-support-deporting-illegal-immigrants). The anchor-babe is “perplexed” by this response.

Well, gee: we don’t know who these people are, we don’t know what they mean to do once they get here, we don’t know how to pay for it when they go on the dole, they’re a big part of our burgeoning crime rate… And yet there’s still this one Democrat nut-burger out there, Mr./Ms. 38 %, who thinks it’s not a problem.

President Trump has promised to deport them. After all, they wouldn’t be here if they hadn’t broken our country’s laws. You can still come here legally.

Visit Roman history to see how massive migrations into Italy worked out for the Romans.

Court Snuffs DACA, Dems Pitch Hissy Fit

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Gee whiz! Didn’t this guy used to love court decisions?

A federal appeals court has struck down “Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals”–which allowed persons who came here illegally as children to remain indefinitely–ruling that the policy had been “illegally implemented by the Obama administration” (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-scolds-maga-republicans-5th-circuit-court-strikes-down-daca-orders-new-applicants). (Ya think?)

The court said they weren’t going to kick anybody out of the country, but DACA can’t be used anymore to bring in more illegal aliens. Some 600,000 persons would be allowed to stay–although, having come here illegally, they would not be citizens.

Which has Democrats screaming bloody murder. Curses, foiled again! SloJo Biden blames “MAGA Republicans” for action against what liberals sickeningly call “Dreamers.” The “dream” is free stuff for them and free votes for Dems. For everybody else it’s just more nightmare.

Look–if someone was brought here illegally as a babe in arms, it’s hardly humane, twenty years later, to kick him out. The court is not calling for that. There may even be a way to eventually grant them citizenship without violating justice or common sense. But neither of those is ever at play in any Democrat activity.

Meanwhile… anything that makes Biden and his mob scream is very likely a good thing.

Now They’re Kicked Off Martha’s Vineyard

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They didn’t have to vote on Martha’s Vineyard–just kicked ’em off.

(Thanks to Phoebe for the nooze tip)

Well, that didn’t take long, did it? Just this morning they called in 125 National Guard troops to take some 50 illegal aliens off the posh Democrat island of Martha’s Vineyard–sorry, campesinos, no sanctuary here (https://www.toddstarnes.com/politics/breaking-marthas-vineyard-deports-illegal-aliens/)! But don’t worry, we’ll just ship you to some safe place among the plebs. Then you can hunker down and wait for free stuff from the government.

They weren’t on Martha’s Vineyard for a week before they were kicked off the island.

Texas’ Gov. Abbot has been shipping his illegals to New York and Chicago, whose Democrat mayors, after repeatedly declaring that theirs were “sanctuary cities” for the illegals, have been yowling about a “humanitarian crisis” which, of course, is of their own making. Florida’s Gov. DeSantis shipped his to Martha’s Vineyard–a stand-up-and-cheer act which libs and their toadies in the media have denounced as “a political stunt.”

Meanwhile Kamala Babble insists “our border is secure.” What a whopper! The Regime has burst our southern border wide open. They created this crisis. But they want small-town America to pay for it.

 

 

Importing Criminals

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Hail, hail, the gang’s all here! Literally.

A federal court has ruled that the Biden Regime has acted “contrary to law” and in an “arbitrary and capricious” manner in refusing to take dangerous criminal illegal aliens into custody… but instead releasing convicted criminals into the U.S. (https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/federal-court-rules-against-biden-administration-illegal-immigration). The law requires that convicted criminals who cross our border illegally be taken into federal custody (and then deported, in most cases); but The Regime has refused to so.

The Regime lost a lawsuit brought by the states of Texas and Louisiana.

The question is: Why does The Regime want more criminals brought into the U.S. and set at liberty? Can you imagine anything more sinister? “We’re not satisfied with our own home-grown born-in-the-USA murderers, rapists, drug dealers, sex traffickers and ne’er-do-wells! We’ve gotta bring more in from other countries.” What kind of toxic lunacy is that?

It’s liberal Democrat toxic lunacy; and it’ll kill our country if we don’t get these people out of office.

 

Court Blocks Removal of ‘Title 42’

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“Free stuff, free stuff, we want free stuff!”

Wait a minute. What’s a “Title 42”?

It’s a ban on sick people entering the United States illegally, allowing authorities to expel them if they test positive for COVID, etc. Of course, you’re not supposed to jump our borders if you’re healthy, either. But we have Democrats in charge and they refuse to enforce our immigration laws.

Well, a federal judge has issued a temporary restraining order against The Regime’s plan to lift Title 42 next month (https://missouriindependent.com/2022/04/25/federal-judge-temporarily-blocks-biden-administration-from-ending-title-42/). Twenty-one states have joined in a lawsuit to stop the madness; and there is actually some bipartisan sentiment in the U.S. Senate for keeping Title 42 in place. I mean, this idea is so downright bad, even some Democrats are against it. I wouldn’t have thought it was possible to generate anything that bad.

So far, over a million illegals have been expelled via Title 42. That’s a million who would still be here if the policy were discontinued.

Any delay is welcome, as the country crawls, almost out of breath, to November’s midterm elections…

More Stupidworld! On Our Border

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They’re too busy defending Ukraine’s borders to bother with ours.

Hey! Did you know last Thursday was “International Trans Day of Visibility”? Damn–I missed it!

But the Biden administration didn’t miss it. They celebrated it by ordering Customs and Border Patrol officers to use “preferred pronouns” and “gender-neutral language” in dealing with border jumpers (https://justthenews.com/government/security/already-stretched-thin-border-agents-must-now-used-politically-correct-pronouns). They also decided that “non-binary” American citizens–and humans who identify as  centaurs, gotta be “inclusive”!–can now put an “X” on their passports instead of Male or Female.

“While we briefly question you for breaking our law and illegally crossing our border, putting our very republic at risk and making a mockery of our national sovereignty, before we let you go to commit crimes and get free stuff from our defenseless taxpayers… what pronouns do you want us to use? Xe? Zer? Xum? Whatever you want, we’re going along with it!”

The Western world’s ruling class has gone completely bonkers. They are an existential threat to the countries that they govern. They push “transgender” as if their lives depended on it.

Why?

Actually, we know why: so they can collapse their respective countries, throw of their hands, and tell us “The only solution is a global government! Nation-states just don’t work anymore!”

That’s why.

‘More College Crapola’ (2017)

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Shuffling through the archives, I find I have several posts with the headline above, “More College Crapola.” It seems our colleges and universities do a spectacular job of generating crapola.

More College Crapola

In this instance, the pinheads at San Diego State dreamed up a new way to “teach” students to hate and fear America. Like all those millions of people come here illegally because they want to be Oppressed!

What in the world are we supposed to gain from an, er, “education” system that spends morning, noon, and night preaching that our country is the worst thing that ever happened in the world?

And why in the world should we have to pay them to do it?