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Beto: ‘Call Me Jose’

In his struggle to win the 2020 Democrat nomination for president, Congressman Robert Francis O’Rourke, dba “Beto O’Rourke,” must overcome the double handicap of not being a “minority” and not being a woman: most Dems say you’ve got to be one or the other, or both, to be president of the United States. Those are the most important qualifications for the office.

Well, poor Beto is neither, even though his current alias is intended to get people to think he’s at least part Mexican. But apparently it is not a big enough part, and Beto is doing something about it.

According to a confidential source who is as close to the candidate as it is possible to be without actually merging with him like in that Bergman movie Persona, “Beto is going to change his name, officially, to Jose Jimenez and put it out that his parents came here illegally and he’s, like, an anchor baby and he’d’a been a Dreamer if there were Dreamers when he was born.”

“It was a tough call for him,” said the source. “He had half a mind to have his sex changed and then call himself Maria Chavez, the long-lost cousin of the late Hugo Chavez; but in the long run, he couldn’t face the operation. You know–like he gets his you-know-what removed and still can’t win the nomination, it’s not like they can just duct-tape it back. So the name change is the way to go.”

The next step, said the source, is “to come up with a really catchy slogan. We’re looking at ‘Down With No-Good Stinkin’ White America,’ but we will entertain further suggestions.”

An Instant Solution to Illegal Immigration Problem! (Speaking of Scams…)

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A spokesperson for the newly formed Moderate Senators for Moderate Things Caucus has revealed the Senate group’s plan for an instantaneous solution to America’s problem with illegal immigration.

Known only as “Spokesperson,” the spokesperson explained how the senators’ plan would solve the problem “overnight.”

“The president wants a border wall–right?” he (or she) said. “Well, we’ll give him one! All he’s got to do in return is promise, as soon as he gets it, to sign a bill granting full and immediate amnesty to all the undocumented migrants who are here. Presto! They’re now here legally! No more illegals!”

Spokesperson declined to identify the senators who have joined the Moderate Senators for Moderate Things Caucus, who have taken to wearing paper bags over their heads. “They don’t want the voters in their home states to overreact,” she (or he) (or xe) explained. “They understand that their constituents just aren’t smart enough to appreciate how great this will be for our country. Give them  forty or fifty years and they’ll come around.”

“For one thing,” he added, “the cost of labor will plummet, with all these former illegals added to the workforce. Our donors love that! And American workers will love it, too, once they adjust to being unemployed.

“Heck, we’re only talking about giving amnesty to, oh, ten to twenty million people. And whatever free stuff they’ll need from the government for a generation or two.

“Honest, this plan just can’t miss!”

Meanwhile, said Spokesperson, the border wall, if built, would keep another ten or twenty million from coming in and getting amnesty.

“Sure, we’ll fund the wall, just as soon as the amnesty has gone into effect. You have our word on it! We’re sure the president knows he can trust us! And America can trust us, too!”

President Donald Trump’s response has been censored by the nooze and social media.

The Invasion of America

As you read this, a “caravan” of thousands of Central Americans, estimated at four to seven thousand so far, treks through Mexico with the announced intention of swarming across our country’s southern border–illegally.

Who is funding this? (https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/newt-gingrich-the-caravan-is-an-attack-on-america-stop-the-caravan-now) In Newt Gingrich’s words, this “caravan” is “an organized effort to destroy the rule of law,” and assorted villains on the Left, with the tacit blessing of the Democrat Party, “are funding this deliberate attempt to invade America.”

This is a campaign to destabilize America. It’s being waged for a political purpose: to ruin Donald Trump’s presidency and somehow get Democrats back into power in next month’s elections.

Here’s how it works. Either the president stops the invasion, which would probably necessitate the use of force, and provide unhappy incidents which will allow Democrats to denounce his cruelty and “racism”; or else he doesn’t stop it, gutting his own promise to protect our borders and demoralizing his supporters in time for Democrats to make hay in the elections.

Could anything be more cynical? What are we to think of persons, and of a political party, so willing to use poor people in poor countries as pawns, not caring what happens to them, just for their own political gain? “Despicable” would be a big step up for them.

Whatever happens at the border, use your vote next month to punish those who did this. And that would be the Democrats.

Judge: ‘Sanctuary State’ Unconstitutional

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Are you sure you want a sanctuary state?

At least one judge has ruled unconstitutional the 2017 state law that made California a “sanctuary state” where our country’s immigration laws do not apply (https://abc7.com/politics/oc-judge-rules-californias-sanctuary-state-law-unconstitutional/4356877/).

A Superior Court judge struck down the law on the grounds that it violates the rights of charter cities (121 of them) to police themselves. The law forbade local police forces to communicate with federal authorities, like ICE (Immigration & Customs Enforcement),  in cases involving illegal aliens.

Gee, who’d’a thunk it? A state declares federal law, enacted by Congress, to be null and void within its borders… Uh, wasn’t there a spot of trouble about that, back in the 1860s?

If the U.S. Constitution is not the law of the land, then there is no law of the land: but only 50 different sets of laws, and no country at all, but only a name on the map.

That still leaves us utterly perplexed as to why anyone would want their state declared a sanctuary for illegal aliens. Well, OK, Democrats want to replace the electorate with a lot of Third World peasants they can easily dominate, and certain Republican donors want cheap labor (although if the labor force can’t afford to buy the goods and services, then where are you?)–but those are not reasons for normal people.

Portland Mayor Won’t Let Cops Protect ICE Employees

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This is how a republic dies.

But hey! Are you ready to vote for “Democratic Socialism” in November? For open borders, and no more immigration law enforcement?

Portland, Oregon, is ready. Last month “protesters” calling themselves “Occupy ICE” blockaded the city’s ICE office, threatening ICE employees, and stayed there because the mayor refused to let police intervene. Now the employees have sent the mayor a “cease and desist” letter, promising to sue the city if they can’t get police protection from the mob (http://www.wweek.com/news/courts/2018/07/30/ice-agents-say-portland-mayor-violated-the-u-s-constitution-by-barring-police-from-responding-to-the-feds-calls-for-help/). It seems the mayor’s tight leash on the cops created “a zone of terror and lawlessness” around ICE headquarters, putting federal employees in fear of their lives.

The 14th Amendment to the Constitution affords all American citizens equal protection of the laws–even immigration enforcement agents. How inconvenient!

This is Democrat America, folks–mob rule. Just as John Quincy Adams predicted, long ago. His prediction has been a long time coming true, but now it’s here. We can see it with our own eyes.

If this is what you want, by all means vote for Democrats in November. If you want Venezuela, they will give you Venezuela. Right here at home.

A government that refuses to protect its own citizens and enforce its own laws has no reason for existing.

Crazier and Crazier

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So now it turns out the leftids not only kicked the president’s press secretary out of the restaurant, but the crazed owner followed Ms. Sanders’ in-laws to another restaurant and “demonstrated” against them there.

Meanwhile, “a senior DHS official” found a “burnt and decapitated animal” left on his front porch one morning (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2018/06/25/more-democrat-psychopathy-red-hen-owner-pursued-sanders-in-laws-to-another-restaurant-burnt-decapitated-animal-on-dhs-employees-front-porch/).

According to the crazed owner, the restaurant’s crazed employees demanded that Ms. Sanders be kicked out because she works for President Trump, who not only is an evil bad guy for trying to enforce our country’s immigration laws, but they were also enraged by his policy of “no transgenders in the military.”

They say they’re unbearably afflicted by the law that separates illegal aliens from their children when they’re caught–although we didn’t hear a peep out of any of ’em, the whole time their so-called president was in office, for eight years.

They care so much for children. I guess that’s why they kill them in the womb and auction off the body parts. Hey, libs–that’s how you care for children?

There might have been young children in the home with the senior DHS official. Some little girl might have opened the door to find a “burnt and decapitated animal” on the porch.

Not one elected Democrat, no, not one, has so much as raised an eyebrow over these quasi-terrorist shenanigans–let alone disavowed it, or condemned it. Not one. We can only conclude that either they tacitly consent to it, or else they, themselves, are by now afraid of the foaming-at-the-mouth lunatics that they’ve stirred up, and don’t dare say a word against them. Or both, maybe.

This is all supposed to win us over for the Big Blue Wave, come November.

The single best thing that can happen to America is for the Democrat Party to be put out of business forever.

They’re Playing with Fire

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How leftids make law

Remember how you were taught, in school, how laws are made? “How a bill becomes a law,” and all that.

I don’t remember anything in those lessons about threatening and harassing government officials.

A few days ago, cranked-up leftids chased our Homeland Security chief out of the restaurant where she was having a working lunch (https://www.thewrap.com/kirstjen-nielsen-chased-out-of-mexican-restaurant-by-democratic-socialists-fascist-pigs-video/). It was the usual sublime Democrat rhetoric: “Fascist pigs!” Everyone who’s not them is a fascist. “No borders, no walls!” Yeah, let’s have a country without borders. Of course, it wouldn’t be a country then, but let’s not let that stop us.

They also followed her home at night and chanted “No justice, no sleep!” (https://www.commondreams.org/news/2018/06/22/no-justice-no-sleep-protesters-blare-audio-crying-detained-children-outside-dhs) And they played loud audio of children crying–which never bothered them for a minute during the eight years of President *Batteries Not Included.

I didn’t know it was okay, legally, to do this.

So is this the new rule–whoever stages the biggest, noisiest riot gets to make the laws?

If Christians were as fanatical about their faith as leftids are about their ideology, that would be terrifying. Trust me, you don’t want to be in that world.

This tantrum has been going on since Election Night of 2016. Now it’s getting out of hand. Unable to accept the American people’s rejection of their Open Borders & Transgender Fun Pack, the Left turns now to lawlessness. Or rather, even more lawlessness: they were already flouting our immigration laws.

We’ve got the nooze media, the looniversities, movie stars, and Democrat politicians whipping into a frenzy a lot of leftids who are already a dozen fries short of a happy meal… and this is dangerous. This is how republics die. This is how First World countries turn into Third World hellholes.

Tell me they’re not prepared to bring this country down, if that’s what it takes to get them into power.

Not that I’ll believe you.


“Make America Mexico Again” (2016)

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Democrats are betting the house that they can convince America’s voters that illegal immigration is a good thing and the more of it, the better, and that a country’s best borders are no borders at all. This message is supposed to sweep them back into power. God help us.

In light of present political rhetoric, and a week of sheer frenzy by the Left and their little playmates in the nooze media, this brief post from 2016 seems more relevant now than it did then.


“I think it would be super-great to destroy my country because ___________.” Fill in the blank and earn a chance to be the Democrats’ next candidate for president.

This Is What They Want

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Wherever liberals and citizens of the world run government, they run it into the ground. The above are pictures from the streets of San Francisco. We could have selected much more disgusting pictures than these, believe me.

Today in America leftids and their henchmen in the nooze media are doing everything in their power to batter down what’s left of our national borders and turn the whole country into San Francisco. They use illegal aliens to do it, just as they’ve done in Germany, France, Sweden, Norway, Britain, and the rest of Western Europe. They have done this everywhere they win elections.

What is it about squalor, crime, filth, public health hazards, and boiling misery that turns Democrats on? It’s like they get a sexual charge out of it. Not that they would permit anything of the sort in their own personal living space. No, no, no–this is meant for us peasants, us deplorables.

I should talk. My state elected a governor whose main preoccupations are to sabotage the immigration laws, legalize marijuana and sports betting, and raise taxes. And every flaming idiot who voted for him says “I thought he was going to lower our taxes”!

It is almost miraculous that any Democrat can ever be elected, anywhere. Because, folks, there is no excuse: only the most invincible ignorance can expect anything but disaster.

But that invincible ignorance is surely the most important product of our schools and colleges, to say nothing of our nooze and entertainment media. The dumber we are, the better they like us.

Quoting the Bible Makes You a Nazi

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Why do we listen to these people?

If the churches had not spent the last hundred years or so collecting bellybutton lint, we would not be in the ridiculous position we’re in today. But while the church slept, the Devil’s servants were busy as bees.

Probably not the best idea, Attorney General Jeff Sessions recently tried to defend our country’s immigration laws by quoting Romans 13: “[T]he powers that be are ordained of God” (verse 1). Oh, Jeff ( https://townhall.com/columnists/michaelbrown/2018/06/19/quoting-the-bible-jeff-sessions-and-a-warning-about-whats-coming-next-n2492221).  You should’ve just said, “I’m the attorney general and it’s my duty to enforce the laws.”

So now the leftids in the nooze media, and the Democrat Party hacks–please pardon the tautology–are having a field day with their new equation, “Bible = Cruelly Tearing Children From Their Families’ Arms.” And we Christians should all be ashamed of the Bible and ashamed of our laws and our country and of everything else because it makes us the same as Nazis or slaveholders or people who forget to recycle their plastic, blah-blah-blah.

Why do we even listen to this crap? Lessons in Christianity from persons who despise Christianity and Christians. Lessons in family values from people who despise the family as an institution and are doing their best to destroy it. Lessons in “truth” from the same dunderheads whose college sages declare there is no truth–only “your truth” and “their truth,” and somehow their truth always wins.

As Christians we have a duty to ignore such people, to deny them access to our children, and do our level best to get their favorite institutions defunded and discredited. Kill public education, and leftism dies. That’s a fact.

Don’t be fooled. All this Democrat tear-jerking and garment-rending has nothing to do with compassion. All they want is to flood the country with illegal aliens. They think it means cheap votes.

Don’t let their sob stories get to you. And if you’re still wondering what could go wrong if the leftids get their way, take a few minutes to look at what they’ve done to San Francisco.

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