“C’mon in, the water’s fine!”
[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip]
This has the makings of a Tarzan movie.
Okay: we’re gonna deport a bunch of criminal border-hoppers–ship ’em off to South Sudan. (Holy cow. That’s harsh.) But first we’re gonna hold them in a mass detention camp in the middle of the Everglades.
Surrounded by alligators. (https://www.npr.org/2025/06/24/nx-s1-5443268/alligator-alcatraz-florida-everglades-migrant-detention-center) With snakes and panthers thrown in for good measure. Even if they get past the fences, what can they do from there?
Can the gators hold Mr. Badguy? Or will he escape to execute his horrendous plot against America?
Predictably, leftids are whining and whinging about this cruel treatment of cuddly little MS13 gang members.
Could we please not listen to them anymore… ever?