[Editor’s note: And then there were none… except for Uncle Joe.]
From June 15, 2018
Hear at Collidge we has got a “grate idear” to Hellp Minorites by taken downe “alll” pitchures of wite mens!!! and this it whil make Minorites feeel beter abote Them Selfs!!
We got this hear big Collidge Haul it is “full of” pitchures and thay all pitchures of wite men and That Is Racist!!!! We dont cair eny more that theeze guys thay fownded The collidge and invented stufff and Discuvered stufff and aslo rote stuff and doughnated “lots of” dollers to the collidge It dont mater eny more thay are wite so evry Thing thay done It Dosnt Count!!!!
Fromb now “on” only Pitchures of Minorites and Wimmin wil be aloud in Collidge Haul and some Deen he sayed it wasnt rihght so we slashed his car tyres for Socile Jutstus!!! that whil teech himb to “keeep” his mowth shut!! and we aslo mooved the Statchue of pressadint Obamma into the midle “of” The Haul and evry boddy thay has to bough downe to it wenevver thay see “it” or else thay gett Put “intoo” Sensertivitty Traning untill thare Minds are rihght!!! We was gointo throwe them In the oven but it is “not” big ennuohgh! and it is two bad we culdnt becose “thAt” woud reely Hellp Minorites a lott!!
Aslo it makes yiu feeel reel Good abote yore Self wen yiu hellps Minorites and Wimmin!!!
Yep, then there were none left, except the most vicious of them all. Why do I feel we are living in an Orwell novel?
Lee, don’t give Joe Collige ideas – they might just catch on. They have been taking down statues of white guys, why not pictures as well. And isn’t Joe white? Good grief, no wonder the suicide rate in this country is going through the roof. A good friend of mine is having to conduct a funeral tomorrow for a 43 year old homosexual who killed himself rather than go to prison for 10 years for trafficking in child pornography. His dad is a committed Christian who I know personally. So sad!
This Joe Collidge piece is, sadly, based on recent real-life goings-on at the Harvard Theme Park for the Hopelessly Insane, once upon a time a university.
I suspect Joe doesn’t mind the white Commie guys so much.
I still feel that there’s an Orwell novel going on, but there seems to be some pockets of sense.
Little tiny pockets, it would seem.