We take Downe wite men’s Pitchures! REPRINT

 

[Editor’s note: And then there were none… except for Uncle Joe.]

From June 15, 2018

Hear at Collidge we has got a “grate idear” to Hellp Minorites by taken downe “alll” pitchures of wite mens!!! and this it whil make Minorites feeel beter abote Them Selfs!!

We got this hear big Collidge Haul it is “full of” pitchures and thay all pitchures of wite men and That Is Racist!!!! We dont cair eny more that theeze guys thay fownded The collidge and invented stufff and Discuvered stufff and aslo rote stuff and doughnated “lots of” dollers to the collidge It dont mater eny more thay are wite so evry Thing thay done It Dosnt Count!!!!

Fromb now “on” only Pitchures of Minorites and Wimmin wil be aloud in Collidge Haul and some Deen he sayed it wasnt rihght so we slashed his car tyres for Socile Jutstus!!! that whil teech himb to “keeep” his mowth shut!! and we aslo mooved the Statchue of pressadint Obamma into the midle “of” The Haul and evry boddy thay has to bough downe to it wenevver thay see “it” or else thay gett Put “intoo” Sensertivitty Traning untill thare Minds are rihght!!! We was gointo throwe them In the oven but it is “not” big ennuohgh! and it is two bad we culdnt becose “thAt” woud reely Hellp Minorites a lott!!

Aslo it makes yiu feeel reel Good abote yore Self wen yiu hellps Minorites and Wimmin!!!

UCLA Hires ‘Diversity Peer Leaders’

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I don’t know whether to laugh at this, or cry.

Our Temple of Higher Education at UCLA is hiring grad students as “Diversity Peer Leaders” to fight “toxic masculinity”–do they really expect to find any kind of masculinity here?–and “microaggressions” (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11233). The money comes from mandatory student fees, and they’ve hired 20 of these specimens so far.

So what does a Diversity Peer Leader actually do for 13 bucks an hour?

Well, you’d better watch what you say on campus anywhere, because these clowns have the power to rat you out as a “bigot” and ruin your college career. If you or your parents had any sense, of course, you wouldn’t be shelling out big bucks to go to a fanabla factory like UCLA in the first place.

Complete the sentence and win a tin-foil hat: “I send my son/daughter to the looniversity because _______.”

Are people in America just not that interested in freedom and dignity anymore?