School Demands ‘Silent Cheers’ (2016, 2019)

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None of that noisy cheering here!

Grandpa, didn’t there used to be this thing called Western civilization?

There sure was, sonny–and it was great! It had air conditioning.

What happened to it, grandpa?

Son, it schooled itself to death…

‘School Demands Silent Cheers’ (2016)

There’s just no limit to what “educators” can come up with when they’re dreaming up incredibly stupid ideas.

A few years ago a school in Sydney, Australia, came up with “silent cheers.” They kept it going for a while until the whole world wound up laughing at them.

Why any parents would want to subject their children to “school officials” is well beyond me. Could it be nothing more than a really bad habit?

‘School Demands Silent Cheers’ (2016)

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Don’t worry–they’re all cheering silently

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Attend this high school in Sydney, Australia, and find out!

School Demands ‘Silent Cheers’

Now, you may wonder what somebody is doing, who can’t stand any noise, attending a live sports event, complete with crowd. But if you’re a school official, you wouldn’t wonder about a think like that. Instead, you would just order the fans in the bleachers to keep silence throughout the game. Just in case there might be somebody in the crowd who can’t tolerate noise.

If you send your kids to public school, anywhere in the world, complete this sentence and win a propeller cap. I send my children to be “educated” by these idiots because __________.