Iff yiu reed “the” News thenn yiu know this heer No-good cuontry it is fulled of Hater Biggits whoo “are” all Wyte Peeple thay oppresz Evry Boddy “and” it Is Socile Jutstus to putt themb Daown so thay Caint do “it” enny Moar!!!!!
Heer at collidge we has a Spacial Coarse in Crypticle Race Theery,, no One “is” aloud not To taik It!!!! And Lessin One,, the frist Thing yiu lurn, “it is” to whatch this heer Moovy it is caled “The” “Nite” “Of” the Livving Deadd”!”!” Becose then yiu lurn Somb thing yiu “diddnt” Know!!!!!
See, peeple whoo Identrify as Wyte thay “Are” not Alyve!!!!!! Thay are jist Zombees who “go” arauond Eeting reel Peapil!!!!!! it “is” Horrabul!!!!!!!!!
But Crypticle Race Theery it teeches yiu haow “to” sea thuru awl “the” lyes and Then yiu knowe that Wyte Peoaeple thay “are ” Evel and awl thay Do “is” Oppresz reel lyve poeples so thay Can eet themb!!!!! Awl Wytes thay are Bad and awl piepul Not Wyte thay “are” Goood!!!!!
And then somb Hater ((i doughnt knoew Haow he gott “in” thare!!”) he sayed “”Butt awl the peeeple In “this” roomb,, thay awl “Are” Wyte!”! Dose that meene Awl “of” yiu, yiu are Rasist Biggits aslo?!?”?” Kneedliss to say,, whe awl beet himb Up!!!!
We can’not has Socile Jutstus in Amairacka untill we Get Ridd “of” awl themb Zombees!!!!!!