Go Fund… Who?

A Worn Baseball Hat Used To Hold Money While Panhandling ...

“Alms! Alms! Alms for the rich and famous!”

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.]

Maybe you don’t fall for “millionaire in need” stories. Or maybe you do. If you do, busy movie star Alyssa Milano has her hand out for your money (https://pagesix.com/2024/01/26/parents/alyssa-milano-blasted-over-fundraiser-for-sons-baseball-trip/).

She and her husband (also a millionaire in his own right) put up a Go Fund Me page to raise $10,000 for their son’s baseball team to play in a tournament at Cooperstown, New York. For them, ten grand is chump change.

The schnorrer act has rubbed a lot of people the wrong way. Like, why don’t these two millionaires pay their own way?

Alyssa Milano, now 51, was the kidnapped daughter in Commando, an Arnold Schwarzenegger action flick from the 1970s. She’s been a very busy actress for years, but I can’t say I’ve seen any of those movies or TV shows. Most of them I haven’t even heard of.

Anyway, she’s earned boxcar-loads of money but would much rather spend your money on her child’s recreation. I tell you, she’s wasted in civilian life. Why isn’t this woman in Congress? Then she could spend other people’s money whether they liked it or not.

Movie Airhead’s Knitted Face Mask

I didn’t want to do any nooze today, but I thought it best not to let this one slip past us.

She was in a movie once, so Alyssa Milano never loses a chance to pontificate to us peasants who make it possible for her to be paid lots and lots of money for work that absolutely doesn’t matter.

Her latest caper–a knitted anti-virus face mask (https://www.tmz.com/2020/05/23/alyssa-milano-hand-knit-crocheted-face-mask-jokes-coronavirus-family/).

Behind this ignorance is a leftid’s instinctive preference for government-imposed restrictions. They are drawn to tyranny as flies to decaying meat. So let’s take nationwide house arrest and try to turn it into… a new normal! Grin and bear it! Ain’t face masks cute?

If you don’t understand what’s so ridiculous about a knitted anti-virus mask, take a crocheted baby-blanket or something and try to carry sugar in it. And viruses are much, much smaller than grains of sugar.

Yeahbut, yeahbut! She has a filter in it! Oh, well–!

We have seen, from one end of the country to another, Democrat governors and mayors display a positive lust for controlling people’s lives. The Chinese Death Virus has given them an excuse to do it–and are they ever enjoying it! Like the nit out in California who decreed you can be on the wet sand at the beach, but not the dry sand. What a clever little high school Charlie.

I think we can be reasonably sure that anything pitched to us by a Far Left Hollywood air-head is just about guaranteed to be a spitball.

They keep setting dates for lifting the restrictions and then, when we’re almost there, moving them ahead for several more weeks. It’s their way of trying to get Donald Trump out of the White House.

They wouldn’t do it if they knew it’d result in a white-hot angry voting public punishing them by putting the Democrat Party out of business forever.