Vice Dindle Kamala Harris has just found out about this terrible thing that’s going on, oh the horror, the horror! Let her tell it–I’m dumbfounded. Oh–you’d better be sitting down.
Here it is.
“Women are getting pregnant every day in America.”
Quick, the smelling salts! Who knew? Who even guessed? Thank Loki we’ve got Kamala to look after us! She’ll be president when SloJo folds.
An epidemic of pregnancy… Masks, everyone! And no more thingy without social distancing!