We interrupt our coverage of Hillary Clinton’s fainting tour to bring you good advice concerning katydids.
They bite.
Hi, Mr. Nature here–and if you must handle these strikingly beautiful green bugs, be aware they’re quite capable of giving you a nasty nip if they don’t like the cut of your jib. Forsooth, the ones in the Amazon rain forest can really, really bite you.
The man in this video would have been munched on if the katydid hadn’t been in a good mood.
I think I’m gonna stick with bugs for a while, though, and not go back to the political arena: except to say I would vote for an insect over Clinton, any day.