(“There’s gotta be one my size, somewhere here!”)
(Good Lord! This was three years ago? No wonder I’m getting old!)
There are those who want to talk and listen to politics all the time. They can’t tear themselves from the screen. They know the names of all the politicians’ lawyers.
Now they can pursue their hobby to their hearts’ content without disturbing anybody.
Surely you’ve suddenly found yourself in conversations like this: “How about that Buster Kahunavich, eh? Was that on the money or was that on the money, what Joy Behar’s cousin’s lawyer said about him? Looks like Sherry Quaggleheimer won’t be shining Doc Fanabla’s silver this time!” Etc., etc.
Just direct the speaker to Camp Bah-Lo-Nee.