Here are a few things that really puzzle me.
*I know two places where you can buy pigs’ ears. One is a pet store. The other, believe it or not, is a restaurant. I wonder if they also serve Fancy Feast.
*The people who make the most noise about carbon footprints and income inequality are all fabulously wealthy and travel in enormously polluting private jets.
*Atheists profess to be against all religion in general, but are only rude to Christians. They shut down our Christmas parade, but they wouldn’t dream of saying a word against the annual Hindu festival a few miles down the road.
*In a game of chess, when you are able to move either the one rook or the other, why do you always move the wrong one?
*Why does it always make it rain if you hang clothes out to dry?
Explanations, anyone?